The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a very classy top hat

Inserts a boston cream pie

 

[Universe]

Out comes a very happy me
I put in a paper for dragon rights

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out a 1200 page manifesto that you have to read and initial every page before you can go to sleep

I put in a boop

 

[Universe]

You get out a 1200 page manifesto that you have to read and initial every page before you can go to sleep

I put in a boop

You get a boop from me

I insert a krabby patty

 

[Bunny Lvr]

(awwwww I LOVE @unicerse boops)

You expect Spongebob but instead you receive a Crabby Patty who is hangry and demands to be fed

I insert white clouds

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get nimbus clouds and the Nimbus 2000 as a bonus

I insert an elf

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get tiny shoes

I insert a sand sculpture

 

[Universe]

You get me again hi

I insert a dollar

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get 3 gold coins from @Lenago treasure chest you must give back or I will burn his house down

I put in toast

 

[Universe]

You get me again boop

I insert a bill for my space station

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive a note saying PAID IN FULL

I insert a buggy

 

[Lenago]

You receive a swarm of locusts

I insert a "house burned by crazy rabbit insurance" paper

 

[Universe]

You get arrested

I insert a cookie

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get flour, sugar, butter, chocolate chips, and vanilla

I insert the burned house of @Lenago

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get flour, sugar, butter, chocolate chips, and vanilla

I insert the burned house of @Lenago

You get a nastygram from an HOA.

I insert a slightly smaller vending machine.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive a slightly larger vending machine thst is now wedged and can't get it out

I wish the vending machine wasn't wedged inside the vending machine

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but you get a hybrid of topics for wishing it!

I insert "the corrupted wish game" into the machine

 

[metatherat]

Out comes an angry genie and an angry technician who wish to see your WISH-GRANTING LICENSE and your VENDING MACHINE SERVICE LICENSE

I insert the 'Would you sniff the butt of the user above you?' thread

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

The Pawlice jump out with the horny stick and are investigating your Vermin license to see if you're legally granted to be NSFW

I insert "the last poster wins II" thread

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a clunky looking win. It has clearly been through a lot....

I insert a request for a win-refurbishment.