The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Wuff-Wuff]

I was going to get back at you for being such a nifty little word bender uou but my option would've only been appropriate back in the 19th hundred in Belgium, to be more precise probably in Tervuren, so let's not do that D: eeek!

Out comes a race-watching monocular ^w^

I insert a word that cannot be mistaken or bent out of context! Ehm... SPOON!

 

[metatherat]

Out comes me, who starts spooning with you :3

I insert a spork.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Now a very sceptical and cycnical person may think you've done the whole word bending thing AGAIN ùoú but this time hidden behind a very passifying way of doing so....

Luckily I'm totally not that sort of person! ^w^ Nnnnh yay! Out comes me feeding you yogurt with a spork!

I insert the karmasutra, oops, tihihihihi

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the Brihadaranyaka Upanishad. (I think you meant to insert the Kama Sutra) :P

I insert the abstract concept of Oneness.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

;w; no no, I meant the karmasutra... gosh darn it

Out comes the single "All You Need is Love" on vinyl :3

I insert the abstract concept of letting go of your wants and desires to reach Nirvana, even the desire to reach Nirvana itself. Never wanted to insert the Kama Sutra, nope, nah ah! Certainly not!

 

[metatherat]

I insert the abstract concept of letting go of your wants and desires to reach Nirvana, even the desire to reach Nirvana itself. Never wanted to insert the Kama Sutra, nope, nah ah! Certainly not!

out comes Kurt Cobain who looks nonplussed

I insert a ticket to a Brihadaranyaka Upanishad concert (now I am curious what kind of music a band called Brihadaranyaka Upanishad would play)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an empty whisky bottle and a used bong

I insert a Dixie flag

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a copy of "The Dukes of Hazzard"...the only legitimate use for that flag in modern times.

I insert my toungue into the slot, because I'm weird and there might be chocolate...

 

[metatherat]

Out comes your tongue, now covered in something brown and sticky. :O

I insert a rat-raisin.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a fresh bunny cecotrope

I insert a skunk cabbage

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes skunkie horseradish

Inserts my bunny butt

 

[Spilo]

You feel a sniff from a mysterious snoot, and a moan comes from within the machine

Giggles :3

I insert something shiny

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get my tongue sticking out

I put in the country of Russia

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a dragon whose hoarding instinct has been triggered.

I insert a hobbit burglar.

EDIT: Oop, simultaneous post. Guess the dragon likes steppes.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the Hambuglar

I insert Grimmace

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Out comes the Grimmace shake. It looks... suspiciously enticing

I insert a McDouble with extra cheese

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a copy of Morgan Spurlock's "Supersize Me".

I insert a pair of pants (not like I have use for them)

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a snazzy duck-vest that leaves nothing open to imagination and everything over to temptation

I insert a T-shirt that says "DUCKS DO IT SCREWY"

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes.


I insert a copy of "Egg Egg 7 - Barrow's Goldeneye" on DVD into the machine.

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

You get a live barrow's goldeneye!

I insert a half-eaten century egg