The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Oreometa and a glass of milk. I dunk the Oreometa in the milk listening to him giggle with each dunk

I insert a glitter ball encased in yogurt

 

[Spilo]

Out comes GLITTER INFUSED YOGURT Huh, that's an interesting new flavor

I just insert, uh, a bottled fart!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes gas masks

I inset oxygen tanks

 

[Mambi]

<out comes a happy purring kitty inhaling the "oxygen" from the attached previously-inserted gas mask with a blissfully delirious grin>

I insert a variety of wines and other fermented treats...

 

[Spilo]

Out comes me as a very fat very drowsy and tipsy skunk. Thanks hiccups for the wines and fermented urp treats :3

I insert myself, coz now I wanna rest

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a high skunk dancing and twirling

inserts @Spilo bed

 

[metatherat]

out comes a pillow, also shaped like @Spilo

I insert a whole product line of @Spilo merchandise

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes piles of money made from selling out

inserts a stick

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a slightly-confused feline with a large stick protruding from his butt.

I insert a soft wad of Silly-Putty.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a hard block of Serious-Putty.

I insert a heroic animal protagonist from a platformer game.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an animal wearing a cape

Inserts a capsized boat

 

[TrixFox]

Out comes an animal wearing a cape

Inserts a capsized boat

out comes a model of the titanic

I insert a big mac

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a purple monster looking for fries

Inserts a matchbox

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a small "Dinky Pre-War No. 22D Delivery Van" Model :3
.... but it's on fire D: aaaaaah put it out! That thing is more valuable than some actual sized cars!


I insert a First Edition Shadowless Holographic Charizard card :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an alligator wearing a top hat

inserts a rock

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a bread roll. ROCK AND ROLL, BABY!!! <dances wildly>

I insert a binder full of the best old-school furry NSFW art ever!

 

[metatherat]

Out come the Burned Furs again. And an argument about if the requirements for joining Yerf are too strict. :O

I insert all of the warm furry drama memories :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Our comes a floppy disk with all the memories catalogued in DOS

Inserts a catapillar and 2 cloves of garlic

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes the PANTRY MOTH! Some may call it the Indianmeal Moth, but we all know it's a species coined after a certain hatted one's food storage space. A whole eco system in there, I tellsya


I insert one of @Lenago red bowties

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a spinning bowtie of death, taking the place of the death ray hat

inserts @Lenago death ray hat