NSFW What would your fursona do?
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The pawlice burst in and try to fine your sona 350 fur-euros for thread derailment. WWYFD?
Hop on the derailed thread and ride it to a fiery crash!!!!
A derailed thread being ridden by a horny bunny passes in front of your house WWYFD?
A derailed thread being ridden by a horny bunny passes in front of your house WWYFD?
<the cat rushes to open the door as fast as he can, asking his realm's servants to start cleaning up quickly as to impress you>
You're eager to meet a thread-ridden horny bunny, but you find yourself kidnapped by the horny police, locked in a dungeon to prevent your ability to hug others until you learn to control yourself. WWYFD?
In the dead of the night the faithful pantry rats dig a tunnel. My fursona would then hug furries every night when everyone is asleep.
Why don't I just leave? Good question!
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION YOU FIND EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE ANGRY WWYFD
Why don't I just leave? Good question!
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION YOU FIND EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE ANGRY WWYFD
I would smile wildly and reply: "I AM SORRY! I FOUND COLOURED PILLS!! THEY WERE DELICIOUS!!! I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU!!!!! WHY ARE YOU MELTING LIKE THAT??? EVERYONE'S A SHAPESHIFTER AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME??? WHOAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
You come across a naked exhausted ferret tied to a tree, apparently a former sex-slave helplessly abandoned after her last session. WWYFD?
We know ferrets, they're literal horn machines, and might die if they don't have sexy time... That ferret is just PRETENDING!!
So, naturally, I do the [REDACTED] thing to the horny ferret!! :3
Your fursona is hiking in the forest when suddenly they come across a ferret and a rubber skunk making out. WWYFD?
So, naturally, I do the [REDACTED] thing to the horny ferret!! :3
Your fursona is hiking in the forest when suddenly they come across a ferret and a rubber skunk making out. WWYFD?
Dress in my emergency rubber suit and join in!
You fall down the stairs and can sing soprano but are unable to laugh WWYFD
You fall down the stairs and can sing soprano but are unable to laugh WWYFD
Obviously sing soprano (without laughing) nodnod
You fall up the stairs and can sing bass but have to laugh all the time. WWYFD.
You fall up the stairs and can sing bass but have to laugh all the time. WWYFD.
You find there is no scenareo in which someone ponders what your Fursona would do. WWYFD?
Damn, that one is suuper hard to answer. Hmmm, let me think... uhhhh... hmmm...
Oh, I know, propose a new scenario!
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Your fursona is tasked with creating a scenario for the What would your fursona do thread, WWYFD? (What? The scenario above didn't say I had to make the new scenario myself)
Oh, I know, propose a new scenario!
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Your fursona is tasked with creating a scenario for the What would your fursona do thread, WWYFD? (What? The scenario above didn't say I had to make the new scenario myself)
He would probably try and think of a scenareo that might be super relatable, or be way too lazy and try and find a way around it :3
Your Fursona works for "What Would Your Fursona Do? & Son", which is run by an incredibly sexy Skunk named S.Pilo. His butt is especially enticing, however, he always sprays people close to his Butt!
WWYFD?
Your Fursona works for "What Would Your Fursona Do? & Son", which is run by an incredibly sexy Skunk named S.Pilo. His butt is especially enticing, however, he always sprays people close to his Butt!
WWYFD?
My fursona would probably go for it anyways. •~•II
It's late at night and you're far from home. You're feeling quite hungry and thirsty but the only place open is a gay bar downtown. WWYFD?
It's late at night and you're far from home. You're feeling quite hungry and thirsty but the only place open is a gay bar downtown. WWYFD?
Is this a trick question. Go to the gay bar, of course! Mmm, Meta can taste the foods already :3
Although of course Meta will also forage and scavenge a bunch on the way there, being a feral ratto.
Your fursona has very little toilet paper, the toilet paper supplies are low. WWYFD?
Although of course Meta will also forage and scavenge a bunch on the way there, being a feral ratto.
Your fursona has very little toilet paper, the toilet paper supplies are low. WWYFD?
<the cat just tilts his head and gives a side-eye as he points to the pile of gravel near the woods> Oh please, you're talking to the improv litter-box expert here, rattums! I once made a litterbox from a bag of mulch and some discarded yarn! This isn't even a challenge...here let me show you.
<everyone tackles the cat before he can take a single step in a sea of screaming "noooo!"'s as the crowd looks away reflexively>
<cough-cough> Ummm...your fursona has just been tackled to the ground while he has to use the bathroom bad. WWYFD?
Spilo would immediately pull out the MILK EXTRACTOR 1000 XL™ to masturbate and drain the otter of all his milk, then keep it... for purposes :3
Your fursona has been peed on by a dog. WWYFD?
Your fursona has been peed on by a dog. WWYFD?
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