Most criminals are fairly dumb as it is, what's one more for the pile? The dumber they are the easier it is for them to be ruthlessly crushed under the heavy hand of justice!
Would you rather have two cupcakes now, or one cupcake a day for three days?
Hmmmh~ I guess it depends on the Chili >w< I'd probably go with eating Chili the whole day and hope that the second option of being on the bathroom the whole day doesn't become a reality too!