Most criminals are fairly dumb as it is, what's one more for the pile? The dumber they are the easier it is for them to be ruthlessly crushed under the heavy hand of justice!
Would you rather have two cupcakes now, or one cupcake a day for three days?
Hmmmh~ I guess it depends on the Chili >w< I'd probably go with eating Chili the whole day and hope that the second option of being on the bathroom the whole day doesn't become a reality too!
What's a parther? I guess I'd take whichever one wasn't a blood relation?
Would you rather be the shortest serving prime minister / president in history due to things that weren't your fault, or the longest serving politician to be prosecuted for corruption?
Shortest serving; I'm not sure I'd be cut out for the stresses of public office.
WYR be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail, or mocked for an hour each day in the town square while locked in a pillory, every day for a year?
The latter! Maybe they will also throw rotten tomatoes at me, and then I can eat the tomatoes :3
Also the tarring sounds like it would really make a mess of my fur :O
Would you rather be put to work in the rat mines, or the cat mines?
The rat mines! Since it's far more fun to corrupt the minds of tiny cocky creatures like rats with hypno skunk scent... and it's fun to have tiny things do all the work for me, while I relax in a hammock.
Would you rather spend your vacations hanging on a hammock in the beach or the forest?