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VORED by a hungry jagu...

I mean, licked by a hungry jaguar. I bet their tongues feel as funny as a cat's tongue. Later we can go out together to a fine dinner (if Mr. Jaguar doesn't want to vor...

Okay, enough of that! :3

Would you rather have UNDERWEAR vision or X-ray vision?
 
VORED by a hungry jagu...

I mean, licked by a hungry jaguar. I bet their tongues feel as funny as a cat's tongue. Later we can go out together to a fine dinner (if Mr. Jaguar doesn't want to vor...

Okay, enough of that! :3

Would you rather have UNDERWEAR vision or X-ray vision?
PANTY VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WYR lose your wallet/purse or your phone?
 
Phone. Replacing all the various IDs and LICENSEs is a real pain in the rat-butt :O

Would you 🐀-her have to take care of 500 pet rats, or be one of 500 pet rats?
 
Without love. Easy logic:


If I had love but not hope, then I'd be cozy but without hope would "know" it's going to all go away making it impossible to enjoy.

If I had hope but not love, I'd always be happy because I'd be hopeful of getting love and happiness someday and have the hope to fuel my drive in life.



Would you rather take a drug that makes you extraordinarily euphorically happy for 8 hours BUT leaves you impossible to experience any happiness at all for 4 days afterwards....

...OR...

...would you rather take a drug that makes you insanely depressed for 8 hours straight, BUT leaves you impossible to feel any sadness for 4 days later as a result?
 
I'll take 8 hours of depression for 4 days of no sadness

WYR drive in a blizzard or hurricane like rain
 
Burp. I wouldn't want to fart. Somebody might be down there and I am a considerate lover.

Would you rather climb a telegraph pole using one of those strap things, or mantle up the inside of a chimney back-to-back with somebody else, bracing your feet against the walls and your backs against each other, like they do in 'the Emperor's New Groove'?
 
Strap thing! If back to back I have to trust their skills and strength and I simply don't. I DO trust the strap though, so easy decision.

Would you rather be able to orgasm at will BUT your lover cannot, OR you never orgasm again BUT you can make them anytime you wish to any intensity?
 
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Making you my partner orgasam.... I want to give pleasure

WWR receive an alert every time your parents have sex OR have your parents receive an alert every time you have sex?
 
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WWR receive an alert every time your parents have sex OR have your parents receive an alert every time you have sex?
My parents are in their 80's. I'll take the first. I'm unlikely to get many alerts, and if I choose the other option the shock might kill them.

Let's have a nice one! Would you rather be the MVP in the most important sporting event of the season (your choice of sport) or win the Nobel prize for Literature?
 
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Hmmhh probably the somersault one because it would be kind of epic to do that!

WYR: Have a lisp or have Rhotacism (difficulty producing r-like sounds)
 
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Rhotacism, because it doesn't affect my ability to say "Wow you could be an angel! I love you! Want to have awesome sex and then go enjoy a picnic?"

WYR have infinite pizza, fried chicken, tacos, salads, or infinite sushi?
 
Enchanted forest. Both are a nightmare for the average Amazon delivery driver, but I guess 'By the big sycamore in the middle of the clearing full of bluebells' is still an easier delivery instruction to follow than 'two clouds to the left of the big cirrostratus, watch out for seagulls!'

Would you rather have three arms or four legs?
 

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