Would You Rather...

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WYR be castrated and live a life of constant post-nut zen mode or have to "take care" of a certain business every half an hour?
 
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I've been burnt and it fucking HURTS, but starvation is just sleepy and weak with a bellyache. Much more peaceful and a lot less screaming.

WYR have sex normally, or have ONE MIND-BLOWING three-day solid orgasm...BUT then never be able to ever orgasm again for the rest of your life?
 
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Eee... mountain probably, I assume I can select a safe route instead of like sloping down Mount Everest from the tippytop or anything :3

A witch has transformed you into a (feral) cat so that her pet cat could have a mate. WYR run away, or accept your new kitty life?
 
Drink...easier and more flavourful. Plus sometimes they can be speeeecial drinks too. <teehee>

WYR go to a furry convention as a celebrated special VIP furry, or as an anonymous furry who can play anywhere unquestioned?
 
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Obviously anonymouse furry. I am a ratto. I am supposed to skulk and go to places unquestioned >:3

WYR be famous for your looks, or for your personality?
 
For my darling personality~ Someone with a personality can also have good looks, but someone famous for their looks usually has no personality!

Would you rather only ever be able to drink diet soda or decaffeinated lukewarm coffee for the rest of your life?
 
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Ah- Ha! Punji! Now most people would probably make the face your profile picture is doing right now at the sheer thought of both of these options, but, in order to cut back on sugar, I have tricked my taste buds to accept the taste of diet soda! Yay!
uwu so I'm already way ahead of you! Diet soda it is.


WWYR spend your spring holidays in the french country side or at a costal town in portugal :3
 
Both are very beautiful, so I think I'd go with the French Countryside since I speak a little French but no Portuguese at all.

WYR be able to turn people into animals, or animals into people?
 
Animals into people? Nah, F THAT S*IT!! It's way more fun and cool to furrify -err, animalify- people just to see what they would look like as animals. Even better if the species is skunk! :3

Would you rather have the Death Note or the power to remotely shrink people (but not to nothingness, limit is 1 millimeter) and teleport them to you?
 
Neither seems very pleasant, especially if I can't reverse the shrinking / teleporting effect. On the other hand, the Death Note has the interesting side-rule that you can specify the cause of death, and that could lead to some interesting lateral usage - how about 'Crushed to death by a horde of sexy groupies who were hurrying to give me lots of hugs and kisses'? Or 'jumped out of a window after realising he accidentally wired all of his life savings to my bank account'?

Would you rather be all-knowing, or all-powerful?
 
Huh :O both seem like they'd make you a stuck up bastard who thinks way too highly of himself...

I guess I'd go with all-powerful :3 then at least I can still learn from~ Oh gosh D: aah sorry Faust! I didn't know my fluffy butt cheeks would catapult you that far with just one swing of the hip!


WYR make a timeless art piece or crack one of the Millenium Prize Problems (unsolved math problems)?
 
Well obviously the timeless art. (it's going to be super furry and weird)

WYR put skill points in "Axes" or "Tomato"?
 
I'd have to read the skill descriptions first, because it kinda depends on the game we're playing. Is it an action RPG or a cooking simulator, for instance? Could it be that high levels of Tomato enable Tomatomancy, allowing me to create a mighty pizza golem?

FEAR THE TOMATO SAUCEROR!

Would you rather snuggle up with a sleeping lion, knowing it could wake at any moment, or poke a grizzly bear with a stick, knowing that the only thing between you and him is a very flimsy wooden fence?
 
W-... would it be a nice anthro bear ^w^; ? I'd certainly take my chances with that fence!

WYR be damned to be only play games where you hit enemies with a sword or an FPS?
 

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