Unfortunately, that caused crime rates to surge, and a sudden loss of good TV procedural crime series.
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately "crime series" in this context means a series of actual crimes... such as awooing without a license and awooing beyond what an awooing license authorizes
Fortunately, all the fines from this wave of unlawful awooing helped pay for much-needed renovations for city hall!
Unfortunately, the city hired skunks role playing as snakes for the job. Their refusal to use their hands ended in shoddy craftsmanship
Unfortunately, they are army ants, so the city is now under martial law.
Fortunately, this means the anthro vampires can come out and feast on all the blood, cleaning the streets entirely
Unfortunately, while there were fewer car crashes, there were also less delivery trucks, so the economy crashed instead.
Fortunately the townsfolk all had a Vermin liscence and could go scurrying legally under furderal law, making the economy less of an issue for survival.
Unfortunately, because of all the Vermin Liscenes, there was a chronic lack of yogurt
Unfortunately the methane was so great it caught fire and boiled all the yogurt
Fortunately @metatherat was there to eat the remaining tiny bit of yogurt that was only mildly warmed but still delectable to the taste.
Unfortunately, the delectable to the taste thing only applied to people who liked beet, because the heat was still enough to alter the yogurt's original flavor to beet, and @metatherat was NOT one of those people. So he gagged every few seconds of eating the yogurt, unable to vomit, making it an unenjoyable experience.
Fortunately, the poor rat eventually managed to expel it through his expelling canal!