Unfortunately, the deodorant ran out within one hour, leaving the city with nothing but odorant and a lot of it.
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Fortunately the amount of recycleable metals gave the city quite the funding and thus the city could afford a huge shower at the centre square!
Unfortunately, the wet dirty sweaty fur smells even more terrible.
Fortunately the city's major and scientists said "screw it" and started cloning the citizens without sweat glands, making those with sweat glands a bit nervous but saving the town from more smell!
Unfortunately, those citizens still needed to poop, and boy, did they ever
Unfortunately, they were losing vastly more money owing to the stigma of buying anything from 'that weird city where all the smelly two-headed cloned furries live in their own filth'
Fortunately (?), the new generation of smelly furrys adopted anti-nuke missile defence systems, learning from the mistakes of the original city.
Unfortunately this made the neighbours rather suspicious and a war broke out!
(and yet both work so well together)
Fortunately, the city was not above the use of biological weapons, though their definition of a "dirty bomb" is a little different, and much more smellier. A bloodless resolution is at hand!
Fortunately, the city was not above the use of biological weapons, though their definition of a "dirty bomb" is a little different, and much more smellier. A bloodless resolution is at hand!
Unfortunately, after the war the citystate has to pay reparations and the only thing it has contributing for its economy is a burgeoning smelly tourism industry
Fortunatly, the neighbouring nations are willing to reduce the reparations requirement, should they allow giant air fresheners to be erected along their shared borders.
Unfortunately this results in an opposition movement within the city, who think that the giant air fresheners are signs of repression and thus get very indignant and property damagey to send a sign to the major!
Fortunately, all of the property was so damaged (and smelly) already that nobody even notices :P
Unfortunately this made them more indignant and they moved to another place to govern their own city which was way way stinkier D:
Unfortunately this meant that yogurt producers created a cartell and the diversity in yogurt products vanished.