Unfortunately, that managed to serve as the perfect fertilizer for the beets, so that meant MORE beets grew, causing an explosion of BEET OVERPRODUCTION, making beet appear in more and more food products, to the poor rat's dismay
Fortunately, unfortunately
- Thread starter metatherat
- Start date
Fortunately, this inspired international food-based popstar, Michael Jackfruit, to write his classic pop song 'Beet It'
Unfortunately, a lot of schoolchildren take a very superficial message from the music video and spend weeks strutting around trying to look intimidating while continuously eating beets.
Fortunately, NOBODY can look intimidating while eating a beet.
Fortunately all of this extreme dieting of fermented foods causes greatly improved digestion in the general population, which generally increases health in everyone who likes to eat the yogurt and pickle(d beets?).
Unfortunately, the population's over-reliance on pickled and fermented foods leads to widespread issues concerning the bowels, issues too terrible to describe without inducing severe disgust amongst the readership of this thread.
Last edited:
Fortunately, everyone is an animal, so everyone is accustomed to the entire city being smelly.
Unfortunately the anthro bactera that flocked to the smelly city thanks to an abundance of food, lost themselves a bit and started eating the buildings!
Fortunately, a group of us was able to leave this insane city and we started building a small settlement somewhere nice.
Unfortunately, the ''someplace nice' is contaminated by radiation, and now, everybody has two heads.
Fortunately, everyone gets along with their second head, they make for good conversation when nobody else is around.
Unfortunately, dental bills are twice as high.
Fortunately, this makes dentistry a great career path, especially for all the mice with their tiny hands
Unfortunately we left the old broken down city without anyone with a female reproduction organ, causing a black-headed seagull to get very upset with us and call us "Stupid Bunnies!", since now our new town will die with us.
Last edited:
Unfortunately, this made telling certain citizens appart raaaaaaather difficult.
Fortunately, everybody made a custom fursuit to wear 24/7/365, so everyone could tell each other apart.
Unfortunately, this brought up the smell problem again.
Fortunately this reoccuring issue brought the greatest minds of the fandom to seek a solution: built in deodrant sprays