Fortunately, unfortunately

[Chad Firepaws]

Unfortunately, the skunk spray got rid of that beautiful new hat smell, which is a crime against humanity according to the Geneva convention

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Fortunately, this section was removed from the Geneva convention in 1982

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, they also removed the bit about it being illegal to play the bagpipes to prisoners of war.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately, my bagpipe rendition of "Mary had a little lamb" is on point

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, you then decide to start playing "The Man with the Golden Gun"

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately his rendition of it sounded awefully similar to "Mary had a little Lamb"

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Unfortunately, Chad's audience is painfully tone deaf and can't fully appreciate his performance

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately the pyrotechnics did not reach @Lenago house

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately his hat was not so lucky D:

 

[Mambi]

Fortunately his special indestructible closet containing his backup hats was the only thing left standing!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately I had stolen @Lenago back up hat to replace his other hat I accidentally lost

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately his hatmaker was making quiiiiite a nice sum of money.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately it was spent rebuilding houses

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately he became so skilled at his craft that he got his own TEDtalk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunatly it was Teddy Ruxpin

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately his speech entry was so strong that everyone was willing to overlook his terrifying ways of talking.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately it came out with such a strong accent everything was interpreted oppositely

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately everyone found his accent super sexy and his Onlyfur took off

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately when his only fur came off he had no more fur

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately No Fur Chic was in fashion and this only made him more popular