Unfortunately for Lenago, this meant his carpenter and hat maker Teddy Ruxpin was very busy indeed, causing a ton of back orders!
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Fortunately everyone got their back they ordered by Christmas
Unfortunately this meant that Teddy Ruxpin must've had a "back farm" somewhere, in which innocent victims get their spines removed.
Fortunately spineless furry are all the rage!
Unfortunately, spineless furries have trouble standing up for themselves.
Fortunately they joined a super supportive forum with super awesome furpals :'3 and became super fluffy pillars of support for echother.
(well played, I'm stuggling here XD)
Unfortunately, super fluffiness does not make for suitable back support when lacking a backbone. Perhaps our pillars need more steel?
Unfortunately, super fluffiness does not make for suitable back support when lacking a backbone. Perhaps our pillars need more steel?
Fortunately, some INVERTEBRATE TRANSFORMATION POTION solved the issue for everyone :3
Unfortunately, everyone turned into cheese mites and are now eating my entire supply of cheddar! Meta!
Fortunately, that's all your fault and not mine. If you did not want your cheddar to get eaten by cheese mites, why did you leave the cheddar out right there in your locked cheese vault!
Unfortunately @metatherat was locked up in horny jail so he couldn't enjoy the cheese
Fortunately he enjoyed much more raunchier things
Fortunately the horny police is always making arrests
Fortunately I AM the executioner in charge of the much more raunchier things that happen in horny jail, and have chosen you as the next subject
Unfortunately this makes a lot of members go "Ooops, guess I was too horny and got to go to Horny jail again, tihihihi I hope that Skunk executioner is still there"
making the horny jail rather packed and overcrowded. Also I guess it kind of defeats the purpose of horny jail too xD
making the horny jail rather packed and overcrowded. Also I guess it kind of defeats the purpose of horny jail too xD
Unfortunately you're in solitary so no horny for you
Fortunately some furries dig a tunnel to break into horny jail.