Fortunately i should have some butter on my fridge
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately, all the butter was melted on the popcorn by the raccoons
Fortunately there seems to be an entire ecosystem within his Pantry, so we didn't really notice our confinement that much.
Unfortunately, despite it's poor calibration, Lenago's pile detector is very good at picking up the intricacies of language and notices that "il" is not the same as "li", thus leaving us stuck in a pile and him stuck with tax paper work D:
Fortunately, thanks to Lenago's attention to his taxes, he now won't get charged for tax evasion. And the pile is pleasantly warm :3
Unfortunately you got that fortunante tax part wrong
Fortunately, Lenago had the foresight to move his house to American Samoa, where they're not all too bothered to prosecute his tax evasion.
Unfortunately, a bunch of Samoan rodents immediately moved into his pantry.
Unfortunately it was all melted causing all the pantry rats to slip on the butter crashing into the pantry walls crumbling @Lenago pantry into a rubble heap.
Unfortunately it is now home to 34 million termites
Fortunately one of the termite roommates is pretty diligent and washes the dishes occasionally.
Unfortunately, she's so tiny it takes three days to do a single plate and you daren't use the sink while she's in there.
(Yes, it's a lady termite. She's from an all-female colony. No, it's not sexist. The other 33,999,999 termites don't help at all, they just sit around on beanbags eating crisps and passing the Bechdel Test.)
(Yes, it's a lady termite. She's from an all-female colony. No, it's not sexist. The other 33,999,999 termites don't help at all, they just sit around on beanbags eating crisps and passing the Bechdel Test.)
Fortunately there are plenty of crisps to feed the other 33,999,999 termites
Unfortunately for them, dishwasher Termite was writing a book in her spare time (when she was not washing dishes for three days straight) and the story of her struggles of being different within the colony, for actually doing the dishes, were so inspiring that she got a job as a paperback writer, leaving the others behind with tooooooons of dirty dishes!