Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately the amount of prey with predator ships is off the charts.
Unfortunately, so do predators - strip the skin from your flesh and leave you dangling upside down for your friends to find, that is!
Fortunately, the 666 (oooo devil number, satanic oooo) post opens a portal of demons who gladly help out instead
Unfortunately, the number of the beast is actually 616, which was this one.
So what you actually get are knock-off Ali Express demons that aren't much good for anything.
So what you actually get are knock-off Ali Express demons that aren't much good for anything.
Fortunately, you can always repeat to yourself that the Ali Express demons were cheap so you didn't really make that bad a decision, until you eventually start to believe it and order even more knock-off Ali Express demons.
(I miss this thread, let's bring it back) :O
Unfortunately, the quality of the knock-off Ali Express demons has been steadily declining since the first batch of knock-off demons. The latter ones suck at both helping and at being demons, they just flail at predators inefficiently and occasionally half-assedly engage in some minor gluttony or avarice. (They also suck at the Nintendo.)
Unfortunately, the quality of the knock-off Ali Express demons has been steadily declining since the first batch of knock-off demons. The latter ones suck at both helping and at being demons, they just flail at predators inefficiently and occasionally half-assedly engage in some minor gluttony or avarice. (They also suck at the Nintendo.)
Fortunately, hell placed apocalyptic levels of tariff on China, forcing demon manufacturers to move their factories back to the Underworld.
Unfortunately, the operative costs are much higher in the Underworld. Nobody wants to buy the more expensive demons, and the whole demon industry starts to struggle as people pivot to alternate types of helpers like trained monkeys and cherubs.
Unfortunately if you're not fireproof you may have slight incendiary issues if you don't say thank you for any help given.
Fortunately, everybody has been carefully warned by Harry Potter not to tickle them while they're sleeping.
Unfortunately, none of the current generation of unruly kids has read Harry Potter. They are also saying "skibidi toilet" all over my rat-lawn >:O