Unfortunately the ghosts get annoyed with balancing the kids and animals and starts experimenting with different life forms and kids are being turned into plants, amoebas, trees, and such
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Fortunately this had a great impact on the environment: population declined and more plants existed, not to mention going to the restaurants or using public transport became much more relaxing!
Unfortunately, the plants can't be waiters, so there's no one to bring your piece.
Fortunately, this is a good thing! Say "no" to child labor!
Unfortunately, this gets misunderstood and pregnant people start refusing to go into labour, so no new kids are born to replace the ones that got turned into plants and things.
Fortunately, after a decade of mismanagement and graft, the pregnant people decide that they will never vote Tory again.
(sorry. I have been reading UK news....
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(sorry. I have been reading UK news....
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Unfortunately all the women chose to vote Green. Green in this case are a bunch of rabid militant Vegans. On steroids.
Fortunately, they soon find out that steroids actually aren't vegan so they have to give them up. Once the 'roid rage calms down they turn out to be a pretty good government.
Unfortunately, in a shocking twist, the party leader turned out to be the moustache twirling ringmaster D: !
Fortunately, the UK government has always been a bloody circus.
Unfortunately, the circus is fun, and no amount of blood gets in the way of unrestrained fun and horse stunts.
Fortunately this means there's finally an elusive horse member on the pile! Something seemingly very often hoped for.
I do wonder w- oh hey, a bar of soap on the floor ^w^!
I do wonder w- oh hey, a bar of soap on the floor ^w^!
Unfortunately, it's literally JUST a horse's member. Ew.
Fortunately, the horse's member sona finds their niche among all the feral worms. Aww, look how happy they are teeming together :3
Unfortunately, this leads to a sad, unrequited love affair with a penis worm.
(Yes, that's a thing, look them up, but put privacy mode on first! They look VERY like the real thing!)
Unfortunately some penis worm advertisers manage to track us based on our IPs and hardware identifiers :O
Fortunately they have a really good algorithm, and only show us adverts for things that we actually want at low, low prices.
Unfortunately, even without being a shopaholic, we will all be tempted and buy back all the unicorn stickers at the checkout
Fortunately the horse member is there to redirect our temptation 