Fortunately, unfortunately

[Faust]

Unfortunately: towards expensive gay horse porn videos.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately, this teaches us a valuable lesson in saving up money and spending thoughtfully (also that there can be a "too big"!)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately I thought it would fit.... Now I'm stuck

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, it's only a sweater.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately it's a meat sweater

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this is a furry anthro sort of place, So there are a bunch of scavenger animals around, who are glad to eat the disgusting meat sweater.

 

[Eyleifr]

Unfortunately, even though I am a predatory deer, you will have to eat your filth out away from my tea.

 

[Yakamaru]

Fortunately the filth is dipped in delicious hot sauce.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately anthros do not like hot sauce

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, after waiting for a while, the sauce cooled down.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately, while cooling down it evaporated

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately the chemical process of being dunked in super hot sauce and then letting it evaporate made the sweater super tasty regardless!

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, the laundry tag gets stuck in your teeth.

 

[Ravofox]

Fortunately it becomes a new fashion trend!

 

[Yakamaru]

Unfortunately it tastes like very, very, very, very dry sand.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, Wendys' customers can't seem to tell the difference.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately for Wendy's reputation, Kirk Tanner was scammed by a Skunk going by the alias of S. Pilo, who told him that if he were to rebrand the company, he would give him the most elusive and saught after object known to man: the Win.

It's now called "Windy's"

 

[Ravofox]

Unfortunately for Wendy's reputation, Kirk Tanner was scammed by a Skunk going by the alias of S. Pilo, who told him that if he were to rebrand the company, he would give him the most elusive and saught after object known to man: the Win.

It's now called "Windy's"

Fortunately, it's very popular in Jamaica (geddit, because Windies? baddum tsh)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately I cannot compete with such great humor

 

[Faust]

Fortunately you're sexy, so nobody cares.