Fortunately @Spilo has trained us very well to adapt to the smell :D and 20 cm is enough to type this messagjkjglknrkjnbuhglkasolönoh, without typos
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately, you have just unwittingly summoned the demon lord Messagjkjglknrkjnbuhglkasolönoh, who is irate because he was in the middle of an youtube video.
Fortunately, he quickly realises that you've saved him from the severe embarrassment of accidentally releasing a video of himself twerking in a Japanese school uniform, surrounded by cute plushy narwhals.
Fortunately it was the 2nd most popular video on Pornhub that month
Unfortunately there was a deep fake made and it made it to number one
Unfortunately the narwhal ran out of Viagra and their horns all went limp
Fortunately that made them super flexible for extra dexterity! Now they can get to all those hard to reach places
Unfortunately, one of those places is my rat-nest. Get out, plush porn star narwhals! This is Meta's nest! There is nothing for you here! >:I
Fortunately, Meta's yogurt stores were more than enough to feed the raving partygoers
Unfortunately this caused every subsequent sequel to have a very indignant looking rat in the background. Judging, forever judging.
Fortunately, this gave me rights to some of the yogurt that the production house had in their pantries. Or maybe it didn't, I dunno. I ate all of it, anyway.
Unfortunately, that yogurt was expired and gave you a very sore tummyache
Unfortunately, the judge did not buy your "the yogurt I stole gave me a bellyache" argument since you didn't pay for it
Unfortunately you had gotten hungry and eaten it on the way to the Courthouse
Fortunately, I have here in my pawket my FORKLIFT OPERATOR'S LICENSE!! Mahaa!
Unfortunately, courthouses are notoriously lacking in forklift trucks.