NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

(Thanks for that, but who is with me all the time?)

Granted but your experience there will go horrible.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the lack of direction and the unlimited choice makes you go all Nihilistic

I wish things in Switzerland weren't soooo expensive

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but you start with only $100 to spend there.

I wish I didn't weigh so much.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but now you are too light to stay on the ground and floats into outer space

I wish bees were friendly

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

calls down from space GRANTED, BUT NOW WASPS ARE ATTACK ON SITE!!!

I WISH I COULD COME DOWN

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but on your way down everything goes up

I wish I could rp into late night and not be tired

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the nightly RPs are reserved for wholseome christian RPs

I kind of want to see Sarah amongst the Wholesome Christian RPers x3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but she turns into one and never visits the pile again

I wish @wuf could feed me carrots nightly

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Noooooo ;^;

Granted, but only if you remain on the Pile

I wish I had a carrot garden.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you have plague of pantry rats covering the entire garden with rat raisins causing the carrots to taste like rat raisins

I wish I did not have to weed my garden

 

[Mambi]

<a volcano dumps lava all over the garden destroying it>

I wish I could breathe underwater,

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(Oh sorry Mambi :3 didnt see your reply until now)

Granted, but its like breathing traffic jam air

I wish cars were not horrible for this planet

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but the whole world tuens green and you spend decades searching for your hidden garden

I wish I knew how to fly a kite

(ok this is out of context and makes no sense but I'll leave it for humor sake)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(For context: Bun Bun replied to mine before my edit ^)

Granted, but the Kite is always hungry and sweeping down to catch food, making it a very rocky flight indeed

I wish I could see a common Snipe IRL

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but everyfur you meet looks just like a common Snipe IRL

I wish I could ride a unicorn

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the unicorn farts rainbows... that unfortunately don't smell like candy and colors and fun, and instead are very stinky!

I wish there were more unicorn fursonas

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, and I agree! I will not fuck this up!

I wish I had a pet dragon

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the pet dragon is like 200 times your size and eats you into the poorhouse, and then eats the poorhouse

I wish I had a pet baby dragon

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but it turns out being a very mischevious and unbehaving baby dragon who constantly says "You're not my daaaaad!"

I wish Meta would always have the adoption rights ready to tell the dragon otherwise!

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the dragon burns the adoption papers with its magic fire, making them unable to reappear again

I wish, uhhhh, a @Wuff-Wuff plushie