Okay, it is. But now we get cryptobros and teenagers and influencers and nazis and MLM marketers and those Live, Laugh, Love moms and oh my god will someone please help
I wish someone please helped!
I wish someone please helped!
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Granted :D
: "we now regulate everything! Don't you dare think of doing anything else than on topic discussions! Anyone who as much THINKS about silly RP action will be banned!"
I wish the Pawlice weren't so strict :(
: "we now regulate everything! Don't you dare think of doing anything else than on topic discussions! Anyone who as much THINKS about silly RP action will be banned!"I wish the Pawlice weren't so strict :(
How did you get so many lice on your paws? Here's some prescription cannabis ointment. That should help your paw lice chill out. Of course in ten minutes' time they are going to get the munchies.
I wish 'parasite' meant 'somebody from Paris'.
I wish 'parasite' meant 'somebody from Paris'.
Granted! A leech from Paris latches onto you, draining you dry.
I wish I was an Oompa-Loompa.
Okay, you are. But the labor board closes the factory, and you end up working as a carrot mascot for a grocery.
I wish the Oompa-Loompas found new jobs with employers that take labor rights more seriously
Granted, but they take it so seriously that the Oompa-Loompas have to do overtime just to fill out the "employee satisfaction surveys" that keep on piling up!
I wish there was a FurryPile Company!
I wish there was a FurryPile Company!
Granted! But the company is located at Skunk Hollow's weed and cabbage fields... so it's all SUPER INCREDIBLY smelly! Hope you've got your gas masks ready :P
I wish the FurryPile Company was a profitable company!
I wish the FurryPile Company was a profitable company!
Aww, I was really looking forward to seeing Hugh Grant in 'Charlie and the Amazon Fulfilment Warehouse'.
Granted! It gets bought out by Elon Musk and rebranded as '℔'. It's not very furry any more, more kind of stainless-steely and full of design flaws and antisemites, but it's profitable!
I wish for a feather on a massively extendable stick so that I can tickle anybody in the world.
Granted! But in order to do so, you now become the PETRIFIED one! The New Thinking Man! :D
I wish I had a bigger shelf for books
I wish I had a bigger shelf for books
Granted! I pulped all of your books, turned them into fibreboard and made a bookshelf out of them!
I wish I could switch anyone's physical sex and gender identity at will.
Noooo! Not my completely useless books on self success and how to become a billionaire! :O :O
Glad I grew out of that phase, phew! And even glader you made a shelf for the real books :3
Ah, and as for your wish. Granted! But you change as well!
I wish people used the chat less and jumped into the fun side of the forum shenanigans!
Granted, but nobody can see your posts! 
I wish to have to plower if making objects appear out of thin air.
I wish to have to plower if making objects appear out of thin air.
Granted! Unfortunately, unfortunately the genie here was not a powerful one, topped with his general laziness, so the only thing he makes you able to materialize are @Spilo's posts :P
I wish for, uhh, more nocturnal furs
I wish for, uhh, more nocturnal furs