NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it becomes you lap

I wish there were still cartoons on Saturday mornings

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but that means I get my lap back xD

I wish I had unbelievable ukulele skills.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you can only play it with a gaming lap top as you lap

I wish I did not have to work today

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

(~_~)

Granted, but you have to spend the entire free day outside and not in the house.

I wish my lap was normal again.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

(but it's snowing!)
Granted but now you totally forgot how to play the Ukulele but have become an awesome nose picker

I wish I could have a chef make my meals

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but I get to make myself normal again.

I wish I had more common sense.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but all sense becomes uncommon

I wish the snow would stick and get a foot of snow

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but it will completely melt in 2 hours.

I wish I had a higher quality apartment.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, bu tit is so high you are unable to climb to it, you need to take a hot air hballoon

I wish I could type fast wothout looking and be correct

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but you can ONLY type while not looking.

I wish I had my ukulele skills back.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you only know how to play with your eyes closed

I wish I could stay home Saturday and not work 18 hours

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but you have to spend it with another person.

I wish I had a better sense of humor.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now no one likes humor

I wish my phone battery lasted 16 hours

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but you can't use it to write on the Furrypile ûwû


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I wish Sarah could write with us here again ;^;

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but only sarah can write

I wish I could visit my furpals

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but you can only visit them on rainy days.

I wish I was 3 years older.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but that means you miss 3 years of Ukulele practice.

I wish practice wasnt so important!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but every law requiring an age increases by 6 years and everyone older than you also ages by 3 years

I wish I had perfect eyesight

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

Granted, but you always see people naked. (YOU'RE WELCOME)

I wish to have more friends.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but now you are never alone, and I mean NEVER alone (showering, using the restroom, sleeping, crying)

I wish I could go to Switzerland