NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they're those kind of hugs that last just a few seconds too long, making everything awkward.

I wish for snuggles!

 

[metatherat]

Okay, but that was a dangerous wish in this fandom. Days later, you are still stuck under a mess of furry bodies that has a bunch of paws, tails and snoots poking out of it.

I wish the feral rats that are bringing @Wuff-Wuff a tank of oxygen reach him in time

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, the timing of arriving isn't an issue, finding my snoot is!

I wish I could breathe :'D

 

[metatherat]

Okay, you can, but that's because your new FUR GILLS require you to be suspended in the fluff of your fellowfurs to breathe

I wish I was fluffier so that I could help

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but now everyone thinks youre a hamster!

I wish I knew before I joined why it was called "the Furrypile" D: so many elbows!

 

[metatherat]

You did! But you ended up in the same situation anyways, because the call of the furriness was just so strong.

I wish you were squooshed against someone else, and not Armful the wolf, whose unique sona trait is having a lot of elbows

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but now you're getting squooshed by me :O

I wish my fluff would protect you!

 

[metatherat]

It does, but your FUR GILLS need to work overtime because I am so tiny

I wish we could stay like this furever <3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but now you need the oxigen tank D:

I wish I was as light as a feather!

 

[metatherat]

You are, but you are as light as a feather that weighs as much as Wuff-Wuff the furry doggo does.

I wish I had a Wuff-Wuff's weight in yogurt :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but I've been working on my newest fursona to make sure you're not squished to death! Tiny the minute Pomeranian!



I wish I was that cute ;w;

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you were just as cute befure, so you just wasted a wish :3

I wish Tiny the Pomeranian's unique sona trait was a bellyful of yogurt-lactating nipples.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, Tiny ate a fursona who had yogurt-lactating nipples and now has a belly full of it!

I wish Meta did have an unlimited yogurt supply :3 that he won off Jeapordy

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But, I dunno, some of the yogurt.... was cursed. But it came with a choice of free toppings! Also I got a racecar, and some cats petted me while telling me I was a good boy.

I wish some more great stuffs happened to me :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the balance in the meta pysical space requires some bad things to happen to you too.

I wish I was a good boy too!

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But you are so good that you spend all of the time helping old ladies across the street, teaching stressed businessmen the true meaning of Christmas and stopping evil real estate moguls from demolishing the local youth center. You barely have the time to play any videogames.

I wish we all had more time to play videogames

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Grant... oh hang on!
helps an old lady over the street
Granted! But now your hands will be cramped so often that you won't be able to chat here on the FurryPile.

I wish Meta could type with his toes!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but everything is typed backwards atem stnaw erom trugoy

I wish I knew another useful language

 

[Faust]

Granted. It's Fortran.

I wish for a book about an interesting mythology that I don't already own.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but reading the book causes pesky demons from that mythology to appear and constantly harass you for more yogurt.

I wish I could read the Greater Key of Solomon without going to hell