NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Granted! ALL the holes get darned shut and you can't get your feet into them any more. The people are there to be punished, so they have zero motivation to do a good job, and close-to-zero skill at tailoring. It's almost like forced labour is a bad idea!
I wish for an egg yolk separator.
I wish for an egg yolk separator.
Granted, but it turns out you become his defense attorney and now you have a rather difficult lawsuit on your hands!
I wish Meta would wear Miles Edgeworth's clothes during trial!
dreamily day dreams
I wish Meta would wear Miles Edgeworth's clothes during trial!
dreamily day dreams
Granted! But he didn't go to the trial that day out of laziness. So it's me who wears it! :)
I wish @Faust won the trial already
I wish @Faust won the trial already
Granted! Thanks to my new lawyer!
By the way, your next client is Donald Trump.
I wish for a judge's gavel
By the way, your next client is Donald Trump.
I wish for a judge's gavel
Granted! But it's giant, and falls right on top of Donald Trump during the trial :P
Good luck carrying that!
I wish @Faust could carry his giant judge's gavel home
You're supposed to make the wishes WORSE, not BETTER :D
Granted, but his love for it, since it hit Donald Trump on the head, forces him to get rid of his private collection of bottled up blood to make space for it. Causing another law suit out of suspicion of murder.
I wish the evidence wasn't stacked against him!
Granted, but the falling planet means we all die D: at least my head is free of Jimmy Kimmel :'3
I wish we Furrpals could all meet in heaven :'D
I wish we Furrpals could all meet in heaven :'D
Granted, but we're all anonymous and not allowed to provide any personal information.
I wish for some dummy thicc thighs.
I wish for some dummy thicc thighs.
Okay! But I'm from the UK, so now your thighs are shaped like this:
I wish for a universal translator
I wish for a universal translator
Granted, but the book is so large that you need a wheelbarrow to transport it around.
I wish every country had a small british town section, like china town!
I wish every country had a small british town section, like china town!
Granted but are you sure, judging from the "Fortunately, Unfortunaley" thread, it might not be all sunshine and rainbows D:
I wish there was a Furrypile town accessable to all of us :3
I wish there was a Furrypile town accessable to all of us :3
Granted, but I am the one running it. Despair! UwU
I wish to listen to a story about a blue guy in a blue world who dabadees.
I wish to listen to a story about a blue guy in a blue world who dabadees.
Granted, but it's that rather crappy version of David Guetta and Bebe Rexha D:
I wish Pop Radio wouldn't play the same bloody songs over and over again :(
I wish Pop Radio wouldn't play the same bloody songs over and over again :(
granted! Now it never plays the same song twice, which means it quickly runs out of good music and has to resort to awful songs by random bands, AI music and white noise generators.
I wish for twue wuv.
I wish for twue wuv.
Granted, but what is wuw. This concept of wuw confuses and infuriates you. Also the wuw contains potassium benzoate. (That's bad.)
I ask for nothing, I can get by, But I know so many, Less lucky than I, Please help my people, The poor and downtrod.
Also can I have some yogurt.
I ask for nothing, I can get by, But I know so many, Less lucky than I, Please help my people, The poor and downtrod.
Also can I have some yogurt.