NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Faust]

Granted! Your people rise up and overthrow you. Using yoghurt.

I wish everybody wasn't so intent on force-feeding me potassium benzoate. Seriously this must be the third time or something!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, now everybody wants to force feed you E212 .... hmmm... oh crap! No wait! That's ALSO Bad for you!

I wish eating healthy wasn't a luxury

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you get fat regardless of what you eat.

I wish dinosaurs lived.

 

[metatherat]

Okay, they did! They're all dead now, though.

I wish a necromancer brought the dinosaurs back from the dead.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but sadly the necromancer is one of those half paid occultists who do a shoddy job and the Dinosaurs just kind of stand around looking sheepish, without doing any cool dino stuff!

I wish Sir David Attenborough would do commentary on the Dinos so theyd be more thrilling!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is describing the baseball game not relating to the dinos

I wish they would

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but none of the cool teams win.

I wish I could catch a home run ball

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is from the opposing team and the fans throw you AND the ball out into the field

I wish I could watch a NASCAR race

 

[metatherat]

You can, but it turns out that it's really boring. The cars just go around in a circle.

I wish I could watch a NASCAR race.... with RAT TRANSFORMATION!!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but they are giant turtles and go very slow

I wish I had a toasted cheese

 

[Faust]

Granted! Sets fire to your toes

I wish for more firecrackers.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but they are stale, so stale that when you bite them they are like cardboard

I wish there were more blue skies

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but they're on the other side of the world

I wish I had a private train

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it only goes in circles around your Christmas tree

I wish I could take a nap

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but in that very moment a super special surprise NASCAR race is on TV owo

I wish I could be racing in it.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are doing the turtle race and the slowest car wins

I wish I could fly a kite

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you could! You no longer can, nor will you. Also you weren't very good at it earlier. Also the kite contained potassium benzoate

I wish I had some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION irl :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it turns everything into RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION so you have no rets, just lots of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION

I wish I could ice skate

 

[metatherat]

You can, but you get really odd looks when you stuff the ice cubes into a rollerblade and send then down the half-pipe.

I wish a wider variety of animals were represented in peoples' fursonas

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now they are so wide they all stay outside because they cannot fit through any doors

I wish there were no time zones