NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[metatherat]

Granted, but the no time zones are really annoying, people keep bumbling into them and getting frozen in a stasis.

I wish we had a pool.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but due to its clean water no one smells musky anymore.

I wish I could ride on a donkey to work

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the donkey is an anthro but you are a feral in this scenario. You get many strange looks.

I wish I could also ride the same donkey to your work.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but we get sued by the German town of Bremen


I wish there were fairy tale books about the Pile :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are all deemed masterpieces and are locked up in museums

I wish my wrist didn't hurt

 

[metatherat]

Okay, it doesn't. But that's because your wrist has been STOLEN :O

I wish @Bunny Lvr great luck in tracking down her stolen wrist

 

[Faust]

Granted. You are arrested for anatomical larceny.

I wish for a Latin dictionary

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it turns out that the vomitorium is not what you thought it was and you lose all interest in Latin.

I wish for a bat-dictionary.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you can only read up while hanging upside down

I wish I knew all the rat-lingo

 

[metatherat]

You do, but it turns out that it's impossible to replicate much of it as a bunny. The squeaks just do not come out right and the scent marking smells wrong.

I wish there was a rat interpreter service, where people could hire rats to serve as interpreters when you want to talk to some rats.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But unfortunately, this comes at a time where people are now more interested in skunk-lingo, meaning the rat interpreter service is dropped in favour of a SKUNK INTERPRETER SERVICE

I wish there was a dictionary for all animals lingo

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but when it is published the languages get mixed up and it's no good

I wish I could float

 

[metatherat]

You can, but it's some Stephen King thing with a clown and stuff. That's bad.

I wish we had some anthro fish on this forum :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they're all either Pikes or Muskies and the RAT WORD for "Hello" turns out to smell awefully similar to "Eat me" in their language D:

I wish we had an Anthro Alpaca active on this forum :3

 

[Faust]

Granted, but it turns out that the vomitorium is not what you thought it was and you lose all interest in Latin.

What, you mean 'Exit'? Already knew that one :) The disappointing one is 'Orgy', which just means 'private religious festival' and was more likely to involve castration than canoodling.

@Wuff-Wuff Granted! Unfortunately they turn out to be a horrible person and are constantly spitting at people for some reason. In fact, you suspect they might actually be a very short llama with a bad haircut.

I wish for FP to host the Festival of Bacchanalia.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But that will require all the yogurt from all users and businesses' in FP, meaning that the PANTRY RODENTS from the Answer the Question Below You won't get their yogurt after all, not even after following the tiger's command.

I wish FP hosted Furry Olympics!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted! But our athletic prowess is rather underwhelming because we're far to busy chatting on here to do any training.

I wish the FP would host a Furry wrestling event!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it is really hard to breathe at the event, because all of the flying fur :O

I wish the FP would host a eating contest :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But every time it's held, it's never won, for either of the verminous creatures (skunks, rats, possums, etc.) ends up eating all the food before the event.

I wish FP would host a cooking contest!

 

[metatherat]

It does, but all of the food has hairs in it for some reason. Also paw sweat.

I wish FP would host a contest-hosting contest :3