NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but I end up being the judge and saying "OMG ;w; you're all so very talented in hosting! I love all of your contests! Gosh I cannot possibly decide!" Making all the competitive contest hosters very angry!

I wish the FP would host a "who can be the cheesiest" event :D

 

[metatherat]

I wish the FP would host a "who can be the cheesiest" event :D

Granted, but this results in a rodent lickfest

I wish for a rodent lickfest

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the hamsters present become all bitey and rough D: .... maybe that's a good thing though :3

I wish for an all spiecies lickfest!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but everyone gets cottonmouth from all the fur

I wish I could water ski

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you do not get to ski on water. :>

I wish for a Hugh Mungus.

 

[Faust]

Wassat? You want a huge chungus? Okay, but he eats you out of house and home!

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I wish for a little pixie whose job it is to wash my hair for me.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but she soon gets a better job as a pixie whose job is to cause uneaten placentas to rot.

I wish I had a little kobold whose job was to pet me and feed me yogurt :3

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but the kobold is a scheming little shit and take your cookies when you're not looking. :>

I wish for a kobold too. >:

 

[metatherat]

Okay, but he learns to swear and the yogurt he feeds you is beet-flavored

I wish I knew which brand of KOBOLD CHOW is the best for my kobold

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Granted! The number one vet-recommended KOBOLD CHOW can only be bought by answering the store owner's riddles three

I wish I were taller!

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but I get to spank your ass once a day, for free, without you being able to do anything about it.

I wish I had my butt spanked. >:

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Granted, but the one doing the spanking is invisible and will strike when you least expect it

I wish my phone battery never died

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, because it will never charge!

I wish someone would pull my ears

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but they come off.

I wish I had a bit more sleep

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now you missed breakfast with no time to eat ending up hangry all day

I wish I ate breakfast

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but now you're late for work and stuck on the FurryPile!

I wish I had a life :'3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's now a bunny life always horny

I wish I had a better sense of smell

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but you're on the Furrypile, this may be dangerous!

I wish a furry stereotype would be to be super nice smelling and clean!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but the walls are stainless steel and smell of nothing

I wish we all could attend a furry rave

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Granted, but under mysterious circumstances, we've all suddenly got photosensitive epilepsy

I wish I was better at playing guitar!