Granted, but the system is about as easy to read as the London Tube Map D:
I wish we could have a meeting point :3 for the important furry meetings
I wish we could have a meeting point :3 for the important furry meetings
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Granted! <we're all thrown in the same prison together after getting arrested for group-yiffing in the park at noon...but this time we can chat in the courtyard for an hour a day...under armed twitchy guard and the creepy gaze of the "Crippler Crew"'s gang members whittling their shanks openly...>
I wish the world's ~80% nitrogen gas was replaced with nitrous oxide gas instead. (aka "laughing gas")
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Granted, but then we all get accustomed to it and never laugh agsin
I wish I had something in my throat filling my belly
I wish I had something in my throat filling my belly
Granted. It is a skunk-udder.
I wish the creepily staring "Crippler Crew" gang members grew skunk udders and via their ensuing skunk udder activities were triumphantly inspired to reform and become well-adjusted citizens.
I wish the creepily staring "Crippler Crew" gang members grew skunk udders and via their ensuing skunk udder activities were triumphantly inspired to reform and become well-adjusted citizens.
Granted, but they are lazy workers and don't contribute much to society.
I wish I had the money to buy the custom lightsaber I wan't on ultrasbaers. (approx. $350)
I wish I had the money to buy the custom lightsaber I wan't on ultrasbaers. (approx. $350)
Granted, but they are on indefinite backorder
I wish there was yogurt in the skink udder
I wish there was yogurt in the skink udder
Granted, but it takes a lot of effort to get out of the skunk udder, hurting your cheeks very much.
I wish I was bullet proof.
I wish I was bullet proof.
Granted, but now you are only 1 inch tall
I wish I could work without having to think
I wish I could work without having to think
Instead of Ant man, he's Ant Dog.
There was no previous wish... or was that the wish?
Uh, granted.... but I guess the ant dog.... has to live in an ant hill that doesn't have air conditioning.
visible confusion
I wish I was less visibly confused.
Uh, granted.... but I guess the ant dog.... has to live in an ant hill that doesn't have air conditioning.
visible confusion
I wish I was less visibly confused.
Granted, your facial expression which is indicating confusion is replaced with
Making it actually very hard to tell how you're feeling and what you might be thinking D: ah Meta are you alright? Oh you are :3 thank god.
I wish that I could live in a dog-ant colony in which the queen didn't make us do so much darn work >w<
Making it actually very hard to tell how you're feeling and what you might be thinking D: ah Meta are you alright? Oh you are :3 thank god.
I wish that I could live in a dog-ant colony in which the queen didn't make us do so much darn work >w<
Granted: representative democracy comes to the ant-hill! Now it is the labor minister that is making you do so much darn work :O
I wish dog-ants voted for the social democrants in the next anthill election.
I wish dog-ants voted for the social democrants in the next anthill election.
Granted! But sadly the Ministry of Labour is still making me work so darn much and now even the unemployed Dog-Ants too! D:
I wish I could re-join the FurryPile as my Dog-Ant self and relive those special moments of being welcomed to the forums~ haah <3
rereads my introduction thread for the 5th time today
I wish I could re-join the FurryPile as my Dog-Ant self and relive those special moments of being welcomed to the forums~ haah <3
rereads my introduction thread for the 5th time today
Granted, but it is not as special since we already know you
I wish everyone was always happy
I wish everyone was always happy
Granted, but a bunch of youths disagree with your brainwashy wish, so they come to your bunny Palace and beat you up using physical manifestations of a their psyches and subconscious. (that's a Persona 5 Royal reference, there!)
I wish I could have a sassy talking cat as my roommate (actually pet, but don't tell him that).
I wish I could have a sassy talking cat as my roommate (actually pet, but don't tell him that).
Heh, good thing that was my bunny Palace they went to and not my actual skunk Home, and that they beat my Bunny self, which is also not me :P
Granted! But as time goes on, you become his pet instead, and he gets so sassy about it, that he actually manages to get under your skin and you no longer want a sassy talking cat (too bad you're bound together by a magic wish) Oh, and feeds you beets, always.
As for me, I wish there were 13 months instead of 12!
visible confusion
@Bunny Lvr, watch out! Identity theft! Help, pawlice! Alarm, caution :O
Granted, but the thirteenth month is "Ratmember". Wait, I was supposed to corrupt the wish, not make it better :P
What... no wish? Okay, I'll do it then!
Granted! That thirteenth month "Ratmember" now becomes Skunkmember
, plus a fourteenth month called Skunktober!Wait, I just made the wish a thousand times better! That happens when you add skunks :P
Ah, ahhh, I wish furs with no tails, like cavids, suddenly grew amazing fluffy tails!
Granted! <the glue holding the tail on irritates your cute butt, causing a very itchy rash>
I wish mermaids would visit me at night to sing me to sleep.
I wish mermaids would visit me at night to sing me to sleep.