NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[metatherat]

Granted, but the butterflies are really bad at farming. They are too weak to till the soil and operating farm machinery is hard for them too.

I wish @Bunny Lvr had a butterfly ranch, instead.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the dressing is too thick on their wings and they are unable to flutter about

I wish we could all slide down a rainbow

 

[metatherat]

We can, but unfortunately the rainbow leads into a leprechaun's pot of gold and he's, like, mega aggressive with his shillelagh.

I wish I had brought my RAT LEPRECHAUN-REPELLENT SPRAY.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you grabbed the empty bottle!

I wish @metatherat had grabbed the full bottle of his RAT LEPRECHAUN-REPELLENT SPRAY.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But someone had filled the bottle with SKUNK TRANSFORMATION SKUNK SPRAY, enveloping both @metatherat and the Leprechaun in a cloud of skunk spray that turns them into adorable skunks!

Problem solved? :P

I wish a new Bambi movie released, this time focusing on his friends, Thumper and Flower!

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! But it's "Bambi: The Reckoning" and they get killed early on to fuel his vengence...

(I wish I was kidding but it might be true!:

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I wish all movie were as good as they claimed to be.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, they are! However, there are so many good movies now that everyone is super paralyzed by aggressive FOMO when trying to figure out which movies to watch, so much so that they abandon movies altogether and start looking for alternative media types to spend their time on

I wish that the primary media that people consumed was weird furry RP chat logs.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but their populaity makes them normal and mainstream, causing a flood of try hardy RPs that really don't seem genuinely weird anymore :(


I wish I could have an artist that would make some of my RP moments into art, for free :3

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the "artist" is an AI and everyone has 5-6 fingers. Also all the liquid in the ensuing art looks strangely viscous for some reason, almost as if the model was trained on furry art that had a lot of semi-viscous fluids in it for some reason

I wish furry artists got like a ton of moneys for their art and could live mega comfortably and securely :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are plagued with free requests

I wish I could draw

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you can! But you are only skilled at drawing one thing, and that thing is udders.

I wish the fandom had udderfurs as a relatively common furry subtype. (We could have fresh milk every day!)

 

[Mambi]

Granted! <he goes to snap his fingers but look at us all, realizes we kinda can be eagerly milked regularly already, and saves the magic instead...>

I wish that regular milkings was the way to wake up every morning...

 

[metatherat]

Granted it is. But that's because you are in your pen at the furry ranch, your udder engorged with milk.

I wish that we dairy furs had some workplace benefits like a company car or something.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, your work is to make vanilla milkshakes!


I wish my nipples were safe!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you lost the combination and can never access your safe again

I wish I could see through clothes

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but this makes your collection of "actual see through clothes" very dangerous for those times where you have to attend meetings, funerals, weddings, etc.


I wish we could have a race in which we all sit on the back of a roomba! >:3 I will win and also not get in trouble for the excess fluff that I keep losing! Nyaha

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you will never win for you will fall off every time

I wish I could play hacky sack

 

[Faust]

Granted! But the sack is so hacky that it's full of bugs and your foot glitches right through it.

I wish that Iron Man was a laundry assistant rather than a superhero.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now iron women don't find iron men attractive and therefore no more iron babies

I wish I wasn't so sticky

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you are a furry bunny, so you become sticky again very quickly.

I wish the iron men stopped whinging about their lack of girlfriend all over the internet.