NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

Granted! Sadly, as a skunk, you're typecast as the bad guy and so are constantly having anvils dropped on your head, running into tunnels that turn out to be painted on the walls, or getting faulty products from Acmezon. Life is constant pain without even the hope of the sweet relief of death.

Is this ToonSkunk! (@tooniestskunk.bsky.social) :P (sorry, just a skunk who just happens to revolve around that exact sort of thing, hehe)

Granted! But that also means you're subjected to the bad guys or villains' evil antics, meaning acid vats, poisonous gases, mutagenic agents, kidnapping, being squished under big bodies, etc., etc.

Damn, I wish no new generation grows up with new fetishes thanks to this cartoon (or is it too late for that? hehe)

 

[metatherat]

Okay, they don't. But all of the current generations gain like a ton of fetishes.

I wish the bad guys in the cartoon toned it down a notch (acid is way too hc) and maybe made the heroes just wear silly clothes or something.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but you are the hero.

I wish we could skip thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you are the hero.

I wish we could skip thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas.

Gr-

ohno.

I wish we could skip Christmas and remain in Halloween :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But that makes people get bored of Halloween with time, making them look into other festivities like Christmas, with someone eventually taking over it and creating huge mess on December 25th. Wait... I'm describing the plot of the Nightmare Before Christmas, am I not?

I wish-.. I wish Jack Skellington had succeeded in his plan of making an all the more spooky Christmas, but whimsical in turn!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, everyone opens up their presents to find brand new flamethrowers. What a coincidence, it's also election year! What a spooky Christmas!


I wish Halloween was Halloween and not pre-Christmas

 

[metatherat]

Granted, it is! But now Christmas is Easter, and the Easterness also infects Halloween :O
It's chicks and eggs and zombies as far as the eye can see :O

I wish the corporations stopped ruining everything :O

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, everything's been ruined so badly that they can't ruin anything anymore! No place to go but up (and to work)



I wish jobs would at least let you know when they're not hiring you instead of ghosting everyone

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but now you have to pay a "service fee" for the announcement :O
And a billing fee for the billing of the service fee :O

I wish for a LABOR RIGHTS POTION

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but it doesn't work on rats.

I wish I could see my favorite band, skillet, live.

 

[Spilo]

Granite! But you're a tiny ant, meaning you can't see them play live very well

I wish pineapple pizza was liked by everyone

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but only in America.

I wish I had money for a fursuit.

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but you get it in pennies!

I wish for a functioning, flying broomstick.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but Voldemort controls it and tries to kill you everytime you ride it.

I wish I was better at digital art.

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but you're style and subjects are now dictated by random passers-by!

I wish I had the week off work.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <the cat runs over you driving a beer truck. A week in the hospital and you're all rested and healed>

I wish I could have all the time I need to play with everyone.

 

[metatherat]

You do, but it's because the badger-workplace is infested with zombies! and also.... pumpkins. so scary yes

I wish my workplace was infested with delicious pumpkins :3

EDIT: Snyped :O

 

[metatherat]

I wish I could have all the time I need to play with everyone.

You do, but it's because everyone's workplace got infested with delicious pumpkins.

I wish even more kitties wanted to play with meh :3

 

[Mambi]

You do, but it's because everyone's workplace got infested with delicious pumpkins.

I wish even more kitties wanted to play with meh :3

GRANTED! <you run out of the glue factory covered in adhesive and plow through the catnip fields outside, coating you thoroughly. Every feline suddenly becomes VEEERY interested in you with a wicked gleam and a nuzzly purrr>

<sigh> I wish I had fields of catnip to plow through...<dreamy grin>

 

[unknownaspect]

GRANTED! <the cat runs over you driving a beer truck. A week in the hospital and you're all rested and healed>

Was it carrying nice beer? Do I get a keg as compensation? I hope it's a nice tasty halloween themed brew.

<sigh> I wish I had fields of catnip to plow through...<dreamy grin>

Granted, but you're made to plough through the catnip fields with an old machine that pollutes the environment horribly. I doubt that catnip is going to be so fresh now.