The FP-Quiz Show

[Faust]

The real problem is that such a plan is easily countered with a pair of nail clippers!

I guess that explains this recently-discovered stone carving of Thor getting a mani-pedi:

 

[unknownaspect]

All the pillaging and terrorising is tough on the extremities!

Maybe they wouldn't have had to worry about wayward nail clippings if they left Britannia alone!

Any ancient carvings that disclosed how to get soil out of well-used badger claws?

 

[Faust]

No, but I did find this illustration in an early and surprisingly well-preserved copy of Sun Tzu's lesser-known opus, 'The Art of Badger Maintenance'