I guess that explains this recently-discovered stone carving of Thor getting a mani-pedi:
The FP-Quiz Show
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All the pillaging and terrorising is tough on the extremities!
Maybe they wouldn't have had to worry about wayward nail clippings if they left Britannia alone!
Any ancient carvings that disclosed how to get soil out of well-used badger claws?
Maybe they wouldn't have had to worry about wayward nail clippings if they left Britannia alone!
Any ancient carvings that disclosed how to get soil out of well-used badger claws?
No, but I did find this illustration in an early and surprisingly well-preserved copy of Sun Tzu's lesser-known opus, 'The Art of Badger Maintenance'
: "YIP (Willow Run Airport)"
: "Yeah, hah! I saw that! Can you believe that Sparky? The Bat didn't even ask an animal related question. Amateur >:D! : "Yippee, Yappee and Yahooey": "Tehehehe >:3 yeah, tota- ...wait what do you mean he's a better presenter than I D:"
: "Oh please give us another one of your questions Mr @Faust sir ^w^"
Ok, animal question... animal question...
This is an easy one: which of these social advances are NOT conducted by at least one species of ant?
A) Charity
B) Farming
C) Democracy
D) On-the-Job Training
This is an easy one: which of these social advances are NOT conducted by at least one species of ant?
A) Charity
B) Farming
C) Democracy
D) On-the-Job Training
: "Hmpf U.U every one knows that... hey wait a minute, what is this tingly feeling? Is it the joy of Quizzing?! OwOslams down on Fausts buzzer after swapping places
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
It has to be C)! Mr Faust! I'm s-"
: "Yip - a short, sharp cry" "W-.. what do you mean "clearly B)" Sparky?! Haven't you heard of those which-" "The yips - in sports, especially golf, a condition in which a player is suddenly not able to hit, throw, or kick the ball well, usually because of nervousness" ""It can't be, because there are no cows that small" ..... Sparky are you serious D:< ?!"
flaps bat-wing on buzzer
shikakaa
It is C. Everyone knows that ants are staunch monarchists. All they do is feed the Queen and toil for the Queen and sell overpriced souvenirs featuring all kinds of royalist crap from their souvenir shops. They should try democracy, or do the rat thing where the position in a sleeping pile, staring contests and occasionally biting decides who the leader is :3
Absolutely right! (I said it was an easy one!) As for the others:
Charity: all ants have a 'second stomach' or 'crop' in which they store a small amount of food that is specifically for friends. If another ant is hungry, they simply approach a fellow and tap a request using their antennae and the other and will obligingly... er... vomit in their face.
Farming: not only do some species of ant conduct livestock farming by caring for herds of aphids, ferrying them around to prime feeding sites and 'milking' them of a sweet substance called honeydew, but there are leafcutter ants that collect and compost leaves so that they can be used for cultivating nutritious fungi.
On-the-Job Training: Yep. Can't really elaborate on that one much.
Charity: all ants have a 'second stomach' or 'crop' in which they store a small amount of food that is specifically for friends. If another ant is hungry, they simply approach a fellow and tap a request using their antennae and the other and will obligingly... er... vomit in their face.
Farming: not only do some species of ant conduct livestock farming by caring for herds of aphids, ferrying them around to prime feeding sites and 'milking' them of a sweet substance called honeydew, but there are leafcutter ants that collect and compost leaves so that they can be used for cultivating nutritious fungi.
On-the-Job Training: Yep. Can't really elaborate on that one much.
Ants are so cool :3 thanks for the question Faust!
I'll think of one soon, though if you have any more you'd like to share; just throw 'em in!
I'll think of one soon, though if you have any more you'd like to share; just throw 'em in!
[After countless months of silence and awkward wordless looking at each other]
CONGRATULATIONS everyone! You're spot on right :D the answer to the lack of a question was silently staring into the void of nothingness ^w^
Next question for anyone who's still around, this time, no options given:
What has 14 legs, has a variant called "Pink Rubber Ducky" and likes to live under stones?
CONGRATULATIONS everyone! You're spot on right :D the answer to the lack of a question was silently staring into the void of nothingness ^w^
Next question for anyone who's still around, this time, no options given:
What has 14 legs, has a variant called "Pink Rubber Ducky" and likes to live under stones?
Was sleeping on the podium before snapping awake!
Argh! I don't want to go to school, mother! I....
looks around
...ah....yeah....
...ehh...hmm...14 legs? Sounds like a very long race indeed!
Argh! I don't want to go to school, mother! I....
looks around
...ah....yeah....
...ehh...hmm...14 legs? Sounds like a very long race indeed!
The common terrestrial isopod or woodlouse.
is staring at a wall potately
looks over rat-shoulder
Wha, whu?! The answer is c because sea.... I mean, yes, of course I was right yes :3
Slams rat-hand on buzzer
awoooga
Oh, uh, ahh.... I wasn't really ready. Give me a moment to think with the rat-brain.... ducky.... ducky.... oh! The answer is @Marius Merganser. nodnod
rat fingerguns
Incidentally, rubber duckies are really cute. Here's some regular and pink rubber duckies:
"Wow Mr Bat! You're really knowledgable! Also great added knowledge there Mr Skunk! I had no idea! You're both so clever!"
"Yeah <w< almost TOO clever...... well, this next question won't be so easy!"What flies at night and uses Sonar to .... no, damn it... ehm~
What is the last name of Johann Georg, the famous German alchemist who was immortalised in literary works by Christopher Marlowe and Johann.... Wolfgang... von Goethe... GRRR >:U
What mammal famously does hand stands to intimidate its...... ARRRGH!!!!
Ok wait, here's one, a-ha!
In the Book of Leviticus, which Animal is cast out into the desert?
A) Giraffe
B) Ox
C) Goat
D) ASS!! (meaning a Donkey, of course)
You obviously never went to the 'Turn the poster above you into a different species' thread, then :) I've turned SO many people into giant isopods.
Oh, also that would be C) Goat - it was supposed to 'carry away' all the sins of the people in town. It was an ongoing tradition, possibly pre-biblical, where an animal was made to suffer in order to excuse the wrongdoings of humans. Not uncommon in ancient religions; look at all the bulls sacrificed by the Greeks to appease one deity or another. Though frankly, maybe the goat got something out of it this time, from not having to be around those nasty goat-eating humans any more.
This is where we get the term 'Scapegoat' - literally, the Goat that Escaped.
Go on, ask a Sports question so somebody else can get it for a change :D
Hah! Ok, sports! Sports Sports.. eh... Sports.. yes! That thing... of which I have so much knowledge over...
looks at some Trivial Pursuit cards
Ah-ha!
How was the horse called who won the Grand National in 1973, 1974 and 1977, and also came second in the two intervening years, 1975 and 1976: Achieving an unmatched historic treble?
A) Bodacious tatas
B) Secretariat
C) Seabiscuit
D) Red Rum
BBBUUUUZZZZZ
Wakes up off of buzzer
Huh?! Mmmrggg....morning already?
I sure could use some Red Rum right now....