Mistaken for a giraffe by the same poachers.
Wow, they really DO suck at zoology!
Wow, they really DO suck at zoology!
Mistaken for poison ivy (Toxicodendron radicans) by Bat-Man. Who I guess is you. So I guess the hospital visit was a psychiatric appointment or something. 
Also you suck at botany.
Also you suck at botany.
Self-medicated for mental health issues. Unfortunately, the drug he thought was psycho-silly-ban was actually psylocibin.
What are the Uni-fur-sities TEACHING?!
What are the Uni-fur-sities TEACHING?!
Tried using his cybernetic arm as a HAND CANNON like Mega Man (I'm not sorry for the pun)
Tried using your levitation powers because there was this one tall guy infront of you at a concert (there always is!)
Sadly didn't notice that the guitar player was going to stage dive at that very moment and got his guitar stuck up your trunk >w< outch.
Sadly didn't notice that the guitar player was going to stage dive at that very moment and got his guitar stuck up your trunk >w< outch.
Yooooouch !! My hecking trunk again, Wuffy !
You're at the hospital treating my trunk for the umpteenth +infinite time because of all the trunk injuries I got...
You're at the hospital treating my trunk for the umpteenth +infinite time because of all the trunk injuries I got...
Stuck around in the hospital with a fully healed nose, because I promised her I'd drive her home after my shift :3
Massive infestation of ticks and fleas after rolling in the tall grasses with the hot nurse you met at the hospital.
Who's now looking after you...in the cozy bed...Hmmm....almost like you planned it that way or sumpthun...<snicker>
Who's now looking after you...in the cozy bed...Hmmm....almost like you planned it that way or sumpthun...<snicker>
Had too much catnip, now tripping acid balls and fell into a pit of balls of acid
Again with ny trunk !!
Tried to self-insert in a vending machine that's only for mice and now your rat license is changed to mouse license
Confused for a hamster that needed neutering 'cause he was too standoffish.
Turns out there was a mistake with so many animal licenses at the hospital
That's all that needs to be said
Turns out there was a mistake with so many animal licenses at the hospital
That's all that needs to be said
Got lost going to the kareoke bar and is singing in the cafeteria
Again with my trunk, really ?...
Tried to eat yogurt using a mouse license as a scoop, accidentally bite off bits of the license
not getting anything stuck in your truck, but instead a cicada in your ear
I'd rather die
Is at the hospital getting the damn bugger off my ear
Waiting in the waiting room as I come to pick you up for days of TLC