The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Faust]

Choked on a fancy word and needed the Heimlich Maneouvre
GACK! HEIMLICH MANEOUVRE!

You know, they really ought to have given it a name that was easy to say while choking. How do you ask for the Heimlich Maneouvre with a fishbone jammed in your throat?

 

[metatherat]

Got foot trod on by Maneouvre, the MLP original character pilot pony.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ate all the pictures of food at the DOM-inos,

 

[Faust]

Stood too close to a pizza picture while wearing a triangular yellow-and-red polkadot dress that looked a little bit too much like pepperoni and cheese.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Has a certain triangular yellow-and-red polkadot dress that looked a little bit too much like pepperoni and cheese wrapped around hot bat wings

 

[Faust]

Has a certain triangular yellow-and-red polkadot dress that looked a little bit too much like pepperoni and cheese wrapped around hot bat wings

You should see what's stuck in my teeth!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

THAT'S why my panties have holes in them!!!

 

[Faust]

Picking up some dental floss with which to make new panties.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Picking up some dental floss with which to make new panties.

Peeking at my new panties before leaving

 

[PC Master Race]

Peeking at my bra as well
Two can play that game, sweetheart

 

[unknownaspect]

Having an argument in the lingerie section of the local shopping centre.

 

[metatherat]

Having an argument in the lingerie section of the hospital. (the furry world is very strange)

 

[unknownaspect]

Peeking in the hospital surgical lingerie section without prescription.

 

[Faust]

Picking up a prescription for a natty steampunk-burlesque whalebone corset.

 

[metatherat]

Had an excessively snug whalebone corset explode in your face.

 

[unknownaspect]

Got blamed for closing the corset safety valve.

 

[Faust]

Plastic surgery to remove the suspiciously nipple-shaped scars in her forehead. That was some explosion!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Bringing me my lingerie set before I am discharged

 

[metatherat]

Opening the lingerie set to discover another whalebone corset, which discharges in your face.

 

[Faust]

Mugged by a group of disgruntled customers at his dayjob in the complaints department of 'Boom-Titty-Boom Explodable Corsets Inc.'