You get the vending machine screaming "I am rich, rich, I am fabulously wealthy!" and running off. One of the yogurt containers was a priceless antique.
I want a Fabergé egg omelette :3
I want a Fabergé egg omelette :3
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Hmm, this is not the wish thread :P
Either way, you get a cooked Fabergé egg, which turns out to taste like a regular egg
I insert a regular egg
You get a Marius Merganser (Ducks are great)
I insert a duck feather of good luck!
I insert a duck feather of good luck!
You get a duck with a bare butt that petulantly says "doesn't seem so lucky to me".
I insert a crow feather of scavenging.
I insert a crow feather of scavenging.
You receive a war declaration signed by "The gods of War"
I insert the clipped toe nail of a kingfisher's left foot
I insert the clipped toe nail of a kingfisher's left foot
You get a piece of paper that says "Off with his head!"
I insert a royal koi.
I insert a royal koi.
You receive an angry letter from a neighbour saying "Stop stealing my fish D:< I paid good money for them!"
I insert a spoon with yogurt on it :3
I insert a spoon with yogurt on it :3
You get eating noises coming from the vending machine, thankful squeaks and an empty spoon.
I insert my house key to the vending machine service slot in the back.
I insert my house key to the vending machine service slot in the back.
You get a very obnoxious service worker who constantly shows up to fix things around your house without informing you prior.
I insert a restraining order.
I insert a restraining order.
You receive a HIDDEN verdict
I insert a letter pleading not guilty together with a tissue certainly used for blowing my nose! ha chu!
I insert a letter pleading not guilty together with a tissue certainly used for blowing my nose! ha chu!
You receive a sentence to 2 weeks in horny jail in the same cell as The Horny Bunny
I inset a clean Kleenex
I inset a clean Kleenex
You receive vaseline!
reads the rules of horny jail, being "not to be horny" owo gulp
I inserts a chastity belt
reads the rules of horny jail, being "not to be horny" owo gulp
I inserts a chastity belt
You receive a key to the wrong belt
Inserts a 'used' magazine
Inserts a 'used' magazine
You get many pictures of debased anthros.
I insert a nature documentary about bunnies.
I insert a nature documentary about bunnies.
You get an audio book of Watership Down, narrated by David Attenborough.
I insert Santa's naughty/nice list.
I insert Santa's naughty/nice list.
You get put on the naughty list, because leaving others' private documents around in public spaces is verry, verrry naugghty.
I insert my own private naughty/nice list.
I insert my own private naughty/nice list.
You get a note that says "ok, what's with the snow globe".
I put in a cloudy with slight fog globe.
I put in a cloudy with slight fog globe.