The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out pops a very distraught Dragon looking fir his lost plushie

I insert they key to the vending machine ^w^ .....

Oh damn D: noo!

 

[Universe]

Out comes me

I insert a plushie

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the plushie, who is now a well rounded furry character with his own backstory and sona traits.

I insert a note that says "We all love you, vending machine! Love, the furries of the furrypile <3"

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a mouse called Cheesy who cries tears of joy in agreement!

I insert a ticket to the pantry skunk-sniffing parlor

 

[metatherat]

I insert a ticket to the pantry skunk-sniffing parlor

Out comes @Some Moron :P

I insert a FOX DETECTOR

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a report stating " @Some Moron = Undoubtedly"

I insert an orange

 

[Spilo]

Machine whirring noises

Wait a moment please...

 

[metatherat]

I insert an orange

Out comes a report stating "@Lenago?"

I insert a picture of @Some Moron wearing a top hat

EDIT: oop, simultaneous post :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a report stating "@Lenago!"

I insert the entire backlog of the FAF Forums :'3

 

[metatherat]

I insert the entire backlog of the FAF Forums :'3

out comes furry silliness so esoteric that even other furries are like 'huh??'

inserts lengthy explanations

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

inserts lengthy explanations

Out comes an official disownment letter from all of our parents :'D

I insert an "open for adoption" poster

 

[metatherat]

out comes a horde of furries eager to get the free adoptable

I insert a new closed species: fluffydog (if your dog character has fluff now you owe me money and recognition)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

out comes a horde of furries eager to get the free adoptable

I insert a new closed species: fluffydog (if your dog character has fluff now you owe me money and recognition)

Out comes my entire savings account :(

I insert comedy-moth that lives in my wallet now.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a constant joker laugh coming out of the wallet

I put in a coffee cup

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a carrot in a coffee cup

I put in a can of beer

 

[Universe]

You get root beer

I insert a plush of me

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I get out a bunch of love

I put in my panties

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a copy of Venus in Furs

I put in some sea monkeys

 

[metatherat]

You get your cargo stolen by monkey pirates.

I put in some swampland rats.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a bag of stolen rice.

I put in field mice.