The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

You get some freshly harvested corn. Also mouse droppings.

I put in forest squirrels.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a reenactment of the D-Day scene in Saving Private Ryan

I put in a weasel

 

[metatherat]

You get confused when the weasel starts dancing wildly

I insert a book called "Ways to Keep from Being Confused When A Weasel Starts Dancing" (a guide book for the prey animals)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get one of Thrashy's specially brewed beers (and the hidden predator victory yogurt stash, psssssht)

I insert a can full of Skunk Spray

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a goon bopping them on the head

I put in the stinky cheese from the pvp thread

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get PREY VICTORY!

I put in a ribbon

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get an oak tree

I put in a garbage truck

 

[Universe]

You get recycling

I insert a plushie

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a real version of you

I put in a space ship

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

You get some extremely attractive aliens

I put in snips, snails, and puppy dog tails

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get an odd furry named Ortho who only eats snips, snails, and puppy dog tails

I put in sugar, spice, and everything nice

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

You get a cupcake! It's very shiny, though. You're not sure if the glitter is edible or not

I put in a Heath chocolate bar

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out a dentist bill

I put in a thunderstorm

 

[Spilo]

You get one of Thrashy's specially brewed beers (and the hidden predator victory yogurt stash, psssssht)

I insert a can full of Skunk Spray

'Pssssht' indeed, as the yogurt containers from the hidden (which was actually a clever trap) predator victory yogurt stash were actually disguised cans of Skunk Spray, but a Magic Skunk Spray, that upon being released immediately caused a thunderstorm of skunk spray, a SPRAYSTORM... the one that is coming out of the machine after the thunderstorm, that chased after the prey and rained -or sprayed ;P- down on them, melting even the stinky cheese

The PREY VICTORY has been SKUNKED

Inserts an empty yogurt container that I ate from the safety of my log, away from the heinous storm of stink Yum!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out all of @metatherat empty yogurt containers

I put in a thunderstorm

 

[Spilo]

You get out all of @metatherat empty yogurt containers

Umm, thanks, I don't know why I got inside all of @metatherat's empty yogurt containers (which are still way less than mine, just that he doesn't know :P :P) but I'm glad I got out them :)

Water comes out of the machine Phew, I'm glad I stepped away

I insert a spanking paddle used to spank @EndlessAnnoyance

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get @EndlessAnnoyance with a paddle to paddle you

I insert a thunderstorm

 

[Spilo]

A lighting comes out of the machine and hits @EndlessAnnoyance's butt, making him drop the paddle he was gonna paddle me with

I insert a used unwashed onesie

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out a frilly dress and bonnet

I put in burnt pizza

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get an angry italian wolf anthro who makes you an offer you can't refuse.

I put in Spilo's empty yogurt container collection