The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Spilo]

You get a crumb of fresh warm beet, enjoy!

I insert an empty bag of potato chips

 

[Jazz]

Out pops a (warm) empty dish, with crumbs of a sweet potato casserole left behind

I put in a bag of puppies

 

[Simo the Skunk]

You receive a package of hot dogs

Inserts a dyslexic iguana

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive the script to Jurassic Park

I put in some trimmed off fluff

 

[Spilo]

You receive a bird's nest, since birds like to make nests with dog fluff, you see :3

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I insert a lint

 

[metatherat]

I insert a lint

You get a bellybutton. (a vending machine technician has managed to get stuck inside)

I insert a crowbar

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get headcrabs and an rpg launcher with no ammo. Good luck!

I insert I bottle of whiskey.

 

[Spilo]

You get an empty bottle of whiskey, followed by a note with the written text "Thanks for the whiskey", and finally a drunk skunk that comes out of the vending machine

I drunkenly insert the empty bottle of whiskey back

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a doctors appointment letter for a liver check up.

I put in my canine licsense

 

[metatherat]

I put in my canine licsense

out comes a leash and a harness

I insert my RAT LICENSE

 

[Spilo]

You receive a firm SPANK on the butt, since RAT LICENSES allow skunks to spank rats whenever they're naughty, which is always :P

Inserts a lovely flower

 

[Marius Merganser]

You receive a firm SPANK on the butt, since RAT LICENSES allow skunks to spank rats whenever they're naughty, which is always :P

Inserts a lovely flower

You get a tiny jar of honey.

I insert he Maltese Falcon statue.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get Humphrey Bogart trying to put you under arrest.

inserts Humphrey Bogart

 

[metatherat]

You get a big assault suit and a massive media circus. The assault suit goes around attacking people and chimps from the media circus throw poop and microphones.

I insert myself.

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a big assault suit and a massive media circus. The assault suit goes around attacking people and chimps from the media circus throw poop and microphones.

I insert myself.

You tumble out of the machine with a package of string cheese.

I insert The One Ring.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get seven that are a bit lamer in return.

Inserts a talking skate board

 

[Marius Merganser]

You receive a Monster energy drink that doesn't talk, but makes monster noises.

I insert Scrooge McDuck's number one dime.

 

[metatherat]

I insert Scrooge McDuck's number one dime.

out comes Magica De Spell's raven Ratface, who is holding the dime
"I can't believe that of all her plans, 'have me sit inside a random vending machine until someone inexplicably inserts the number one dime' was the one that would ultimately work", he says as he flies off

I insert one multiplujillion, nine obsquatumatillion, six hundred twenty-three dollars and sixty-two cents.

 

[Spilo]

You get 1 cent in return followed by "Thanks :3"

I insert one ticket to Furryland, the newest Furry themed theme park!!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

you get a ticket to disney land, the oldest furry themed theme park!

I shall insert the original film reel of steamboat willy!