The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Universe]

It speeds off
I insert a tremendous bill for my teleportation device

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a letter from the teleportation device company stating "it.... its ok Universe..... ehm... big dragons get... ehehe... 100% off! Yes! Please don't eat us!"

I insert a printed out status report from Alpha

 

[Universe]

You get a letter from the teleportation device company stating "it.... its ok Universe..... ehm... big dragons get... ehehe... 100% off! Yes! Please don't eat us!"

I insert a printed out status report from Alpha

You get a statement from me wondering what you’re talking about.
I insert a bill for my repairs

 

[metatherat]

Out comes an anthro duck repairman.

I insert a crudely drawn picture of a rat eating cheese

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive the epic memoirs of Magawa the Rat

I insert the book of revelations

 

[metatherat]

You get the revelation that you are totally a furry.

I insert the book of obscurisations.

 

[Universe]

Out comes a blindfold

I insert the dragon scroll

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a music sheet signed by Hans Zimmer and John Powell

I insert Beethoven's 9th symphony

 

[Universe]

It plays it and you get grabbed

Inserts Ghostbusters DVD

 

[metatherat]

Out comes an anthro marshmallow. (nice sona idea)

I insert my library card

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes your immediate dismissal because you cannot enter your place of work anymore without it D:

I insert a key to the library!

 

[metatherat]

You get a bunch of burglars carrying a computer out of the library :O

Inserts a note that says, "help, pawlice"

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive a stripper costume with fluffly handcuffs.

I insert the horny stick that is currently hitting me.

 

[Universe]

A boxing glove comes out

I insert a plush of me

 

[Bunny Lvr]

A box of boops comes out

I insert the general chat

 

[Universe]

Out comes a big boop
I insert a big plush of me

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes tiny hearts sprinkling glitter

I insert sprinkles

 

[metatherat]

Out comes an ovenful of warm tasty cupcakes with sprinkles on top.
....anthro cupcakes.

I insert one Furry Euro.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a shaved dime.

I insert a sandwich I bought at a petrol station (I love the taste of industrial depression)

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a complaint letter, asking for a refund.

I insert an article titled "Things Found Stuffed into Vending Machines"