You get a note reminding you to turn on your headlights while driving in the fog
I insert a PDA
I insert a PDA
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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You get a letter from the Puppy Dog Association congratulating you on your new adopted puppy!
I insert Skunks!
I insert Skunks!
Out comes a vending machine technician with a crowbar, to get the skunks out of the vending machine. All the crows proceed to get drunk.
I insert some bellybutton lint.
I insert some bellybutton lint.
You receive one third of umbilical cord
I insert a summary of the Count of Monte Cristo, written by a literature student who couldn't be bothered and used Chat GPT
I insert a summary of the Count of Monte Cristo, written by a literature student who couldn't be bothered and used Chat GPT
Out comes 20 pages of disclaimers and Chat GPT explaining how it is a language model.
I insert a disjointed Count of Monte Cristo adventure generated by AI Dungeon, which is a crossover with FNAF and where the premise is that all the characters are cybernetic aquatic babyfurs.
I insert a disjointed Count of Monte Cristo adventure generated by AI Dungeon, which is a crossover with FNAF and where the premise is that all the characters are cybernetic aquatic babyfurs.
Out comes a job contract from hollywood with clear tear stains on it and a little sticky note "I cannot believe how immensly emotional this story was."
I insert @metatherat CV which mainly states that he has eaten yogurt and redesigned Lenago's pantry.
I insert @metatherat CV which mainly states that he has eaten yogurt and redesigned Lenago's pantry.
Out comes a P45.
In goes a whole strawberry, dipped in melted white chocolate.
In goes a whole strawberry, dipped in melted white chocolate.
You receive The Santa Clause, and now you are the new Santa
I insert a partridge in a pear tree
I insert a partridge in a pear tree
Out comes a farmer with a pitchfork, yelling "My pears, my precious pears! Get away from them, you filthy beasts!"
I insert a Christmas egg.
I insert a Christmas egg.
Out comes an Easter Bunny.
In goes the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.
In goes the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.
Out comes a piece of fanart where the Central Powers are depicted as a big-breasted anthro wolf.
I insert a Christmas egg omelette.
I insert a Christmas egg omelette.
Out comes Easter Bunny Soup. No chocolate eggs for YOU next year!
In goes a Morgan silver dollar.
In goes a Morgan silver dollar.
You get 5 gigs of rats eating yogurt while you are unable to have any
I insert a centipede
I insert a centipede
You get a dollarpede.
I insert Colonel Mustard and his wrench.
I insert Colonel Mustard and his wrench.
You get a fixed time travelling device that always sends @Marius Merganser to me, wherever I am
I insert a screw, a nail, and a bolt
I insert a screw, a nail, and a bolt
Out comes a membership card of a bordello catering to very specific tastes.
I also insert Bolt, the main character from the movie, "Bolt".
I also insert Bolt, the main character from the movie, "Bolt".