The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Mambi]

Out comes a large blocky dragon...shooting fire everywhere!!!

I insert some marshmallows on a stick, waving at the ender dragon to shoot some flames my way.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a peevish dragonic voice, telling you to roast your own damn marshmallows. Can't you see he is busy roasting a hobbit burglar.

I insert a team of brave albeit prone-to-bickering adventurers, consisting of a hobbit burglar and several dwarves.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Lord of the Rings from wish.com falls out.

I insert a NERF gun!

 

[Spilo]

You get NERF gun darts THROWN AT YOU from the opening of the vending machine. Oh sh@&t some are filled with skunk spray... Run!!!

I insert a cool guy myself! :3

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out comes a fungi :P

I insert dank memes, the smokeable variety.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a fungi :P

I insert dank memes, the smokeable variety.

You get a high as f skunk! Blows a weed smoke ring

I insert my finest weed, along with a bit of 'nip

 

[Mambi]

Out pops a very excited cat sniffing the air and drooling.

I insert myself into the machine...to get more of this fine nip and weed. It takes several tries to pull me loose before my grip breaks...