Would You Rather...

[Chad Firepaws]

As the manager of DOM-ino's ... the petrochemical industry! I don't need folks to see what goes on in our kitchens


Congratulations! You've won a 4 night cruise for up to 4 passengers to any destination in the Caribbean. All you have to do is sit through a simple 4 hour timeshare presentation. Would you rather sit through the entire presentation or burn your ears with a red hot poker to get out of it?

 

[Spilo]

Bold of you to assume I would be paying attention to that presentation even when being there, I would sit through it! ADHD for the win!! :P

Would you rather be in the possession of Lex Luthor's tech or Batman's tech?

 

[Mambi]

LUTHOR'S!! Batman get his stuff built for him and sure it's fine, but Luthor's intelligence is on another level and his tech is otherworldly literally!!

You've been framed for a high-profile murder! Would you rather face off against the Punisher on a normal day or Moon Knight on a bad crazy one?

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Moon Knight!

Would you rather be in The Matrix or in New York City during Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire?

 

[metatherat]

When you say "in the Matrix", do you literally mean like, in the actual Matrix? Because that's basically like, my current life. I guess I would pick that over scary ghosts and other supernatural phenomena existing all over the place and.... doing stuff.

Let's suppose that you are a pet rat. You are eating tasty food from a bowl, but then one of your cagemates comes and also starts to eat the food, what the hell, you wanted to eat that food! Would you rather squeak indignantly as you push the other rat away with your foreleg, or let him also eat the food even though then there is less of the food for you to eat?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

That other rat will have to eat my droppings it's survival of the fittest



You're sitting on the couch and have just wrapped yourself up in the coziest blanket you can imagine. You then realize to your horror that the TV is stuck on the "infinite 1 hour vacuum ad on loop" channel and you left the remote in the kitchen. Do you brave the cold and sacrifice your comfort or suck it up? (with the new Duramax 3000 vacuum cleaner)

 

[Spilo]

Look, I'm a skunk, so I can just as well wrap myself up in my tail (which is actually my coziest blanket) and grab the remote. But I'll still buy the new Duramax 3000 vacuum cleaner ULTRA MAX™... for reasons! :3

Let's say you had an accident of the toony kind with the Duramax 3000 vacuum cleaner, and it's now suck up both your eyes and your [REDACTED]... look, accidents happen, alright!... Would you rather be able to regenerate your lost eyes, or your lost err genitals :P

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

:O I would have to go with the thing between my legs, I think.... Rubbing my eyes isn't as pleasant xD

Would you rather only be able to eat instant noodles or pesto pasta ready meals?

 

[Faust]

Both are pretty revolting, but I think I'd go for instant noodles because they come in many flavours. Surely ONE of them will be bearable!

You've somehow managed to start a bonkers religious cult. Given that it's one or the other, not both, do you:
A) Bleed your followers of money so you can be rich and build a huge fancy temple to live in, or...
B) Sex cult, sex cult! Join a sex cult! Everyone must bang you just as long as they're adults!

 

[Meru]

Definitely the beach, I don't really fancy being repeatedly stung by about 30 billion mosquitoes :O

At the beach, would you rather build a sand-castle or a sand-gas station?

Sand "gas" station def. The beach has nowhere to take a dump.

 

[Spilo]

Both are pretty revolting, but I think I'd go for instant noodles because they come in many flavours. Surely ONE of them will be bearable!

You've somehow managed to start a bonkers religious cult. Given that it's one or the other, not both, do you:
A) Bleed your followers of money so you can be rich and build a huge fancy temple to live in, or...
B) Sex cult, sex cult! Join a sex cult! Everyone must bang you just as long as they're adults!

Really? You're giving the option to choose between something else AND a sex cult... in a furry forum? Of all places?!
Of course I would go for the sex cult!!


Ah (not a moan, btw) anyway. You're given two buttons that are presented right in front of you, one is green and the other one is red. The red one gets rid of all CEOs and politicians that are killing our world. The green one doesn't do that, obviously, but it does increase the intelligence and awareness of actually more than half of the general population. Which one would you rather press?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Really? You're giving the option to choose between something else AND a sex cult... in a furry forum? Of all places?!
Of course I would go for the sex cult!!


Ah (not a moan, btw) anyway. You're given two buttons that are presented right in front of you, one is green and the other one is red. The red one gets rid of all CEOs and politicians that are killing our world. The green one doesn't do that, obviously, but it does increase the intelligence and awareness of actually more than half of the general population. Which one would you rather press?

If I kill off all the CEOs more are just gonna take their place. Greed is a universal vice after all. (plus I'm the CEO of DOMino's so I don't want to get hurt). So let's make everyone more aware! (of how good my pizza is)

You arrive home from work one day and find 3000 baby hamsters tucked in numerous little cardboard boxes. Apparently your neighbor played a prank on you and scribbled "Sanctuary for Orphaned Hamsters" in pink marker on your door. They're all hungry and will only eat Strottarga Bianco Caviar for some reason. To pay off the $400,000 per month it costs to stuff their well-cultured mouths, would you rather run a crypto scam or smuggle cocaine in a Winnebago?