Would You Rather...

[Spilo]

I summon a mountain of cheese, a fountain of chocolate, a table of meats, tons of wine, a sundae with a lot of whipped cream plus a cherry on top, a... etc., etc. Does that answer the question perfectly?

WYR be ambushed by a thief with a knife and a gun or find yourself trapped in a dumpster (who knows, maybe you have scavenging habits) with a bunch of skunks pointing their butts at you and about to spray their foul odor?

 

[metatherat]

The thief seems potentially dangerous, even if they have foolishly decided to wield a knife and a gun simultaneously :O
I'll go with the skunks. Maybe they will calm down :3

WYR be a cute anthro bee or a cute anthro dragonfly?

 

[Mambi]

Dragonfly...they are so beautiful and I spend my days helping everyone in the woods.

WYR be a snake or an eel? (your potions can be so unpredictable after all <giggle>)

 

[metatherat]

Oo, that's a hard pick. On the other hand, slithering on sand and silt sounds like it would feel neat, but there is a kind of attractiveness about being an eel, too..... all the underwater stuff sounds neat. there would be reeds and stuff. I guess I could try being an eel blub

WYR work long for a living at a well-paid job, or retire early with little money to regularly spend? you are an eel in this scenario

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I'd rather work depending on the job. I can save up then actually enjoy retirement vs. basically living how I do now


WYR be a world-famous underwear model or world-famous tap dancer?

 

[Spilo]

Underwear?
Well, tap dancing sounds like effort, so of course Spilo Skunk would be a world-famous underwear model! Tho, being , don't expect the undergarments to last long :P

WYR eat your most favorite food, but it's drenched in your most hated food, and no matter what you do, you can't separate them... or eat nothing at all :3

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Well, I have to eat, and most of my least favorite foods happen to be quite nutritious, so I'll manage! Plus, just because it's my least favorite food doesn't mean it's the least compatible with my favorite food


Would you rather eat all your food dry with nothing to wash it down (all your necessary water would be injected via IV while you sleep) Or have to eat all your food soggy?

 

[Mambi]

Dry...most food soggy is terrible, and it makes you rush to eat. Dry...you have time to enjoy it.

Would you rather eat all your soups cold, or all your burgers/tofu patties cold?

 

[sleepy kitty]

i love soup and burgers...aaaahh this is difficult.
I choose cold soup.

Would you rather be the best cook in the world, or have a free lifetime pass for free food at your favorite restaurant or café?

 

[metatherat]

Best cook ever, because by the way things are going over here the restaurant is going to be bankrupt within the year :I
Also we rats and cooking go well together, as everyone now knows thanks to that popular movie. Ratatoing.

Would you rather eat at a rat restaurant, or at a bat restaurant?

 

[Spilo]

Bat restaurant! I mean, have you seen the kind of goth vibes bats bring to hang out (get it? :p) places

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Would you rather hang out with a goth skunk or a buff hyena? Any gender/sex/whatever... although both are massive wins in my opinion :3

 

[Faust]

Goth Skunk. Goth ladies have the best fashion, and are usually more interesting to talk to than fitness fanatics. But you're right, either way is fine. It's always nice to have new friends.

Would you rather have prehensile feet, or prehensile naughty bits?

 

[Spilo]

Is an answer really necessary?

(yes, prehensile naughty bits 100%, gosh imagine the possibilities)

Though this makes me ponder, how does someone like Mr. Fantastic feel, having technically both

~~~

Anyway, hehehe! Would you rather have a garden full of gigantic carnivorous plants, or a garden filled with prehistoric giant fungi? Being a fan of both things, personally I find it hard to choose, haha!

 

[Faust]

You? A fan of Prototaxites? I wonder why?



... Oh yeah. They're basically huge willies. Oh well, I actually really like insects, so I'd still prefer them to the carnivorous plants. We need more pollinators, not less!

Would you rather do Mary Poppins' job for the day, but with really naughty modern children, or have to spend the entire day trying to keep Mr Bean out of trouble?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I feel like trying to juggle Mr. Bean might be easier since he's only one person.... but then again it is Mr Bean we're talking about here. The universe might collapse into itself if I'd keep him out of trouble!
I'll try to find a way to juggle those modern kids! Maybe actually and literally juggling them will keep them quiet :O

Would you rather have a "Live Laugh Love" sign hanging in the entrance hall of your residence or a furry art piece? Both clearly visible for anyone who may come to visit.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Furry Art Piece all the way.

Would you rather be cursed by the Killing Curse or Crutiatus Curse from Harry Potter?

 

[Faust]

Furry Art Piece all the way.

Would you rather be cursed by the Killing Curse or Crutiatus Curse from Harry Potter?

The Crutiatus Curse! It just showers you with Croutons!
(I think you meant 'Cruciatus'. More work on your enunciation and wand-flicks, Potter. Also stop using unforgivable curses, this isn't Hogwarts: Legacy!)

You're a 'living statue' for the day; which pose do you choose: pretending to sit down on thin air, or riding a stationary bicycle with your clothes starched out so they trail behind you?

 

[Spilo]

I'll much rather pick the pose of pretending to sit down on thin air. I believe it lends to some funny pranks. You said I'd be a 'living statue', so I guess normal body functions would still be working, which means I could pull some interesting pranks shall people get too close to the almost sitting skunk statue :P

Would you rather be able to see in color spectrums unknown to man like a mantis shrimp, or be able to see in all directions like a chameleon?

 

[Faust]

Dude, I can barely see in colour spectrums that ARE known to man, and my eyes already point in two directions at once :( I'll take the mantis shrimp.

Would you rather be able to photosynthesise food from the air like a tree, but be covered in leaves that you shed in winter, or be able to breathe water like a fish, but have permanently moist skin?

 

[metatherat]

I have seen how much money my mother spends on lotion as she ages. I'll definitely take the moist skin thing.

Would you rather get hit by a smooth criminal or a coarse criminal?