smooth criminal, that way i go out in style.
Would you rather listen to country music for 24 hours nonstop, or eat 5 earth worms?
Would you rather listen to country music for 24 hours nonstop, or eat 5 earth worms?
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Huh, what's that you said?
Would you rather ride across the water on the back of a giant pike, or on the back of a giant bicycle?
Huh, what's that you said?
Would you rather ride across the water on the back of a giant pike, or on the back of a giant bicycle?
If the front of the giant bicycle is being occupied by a macro fur who is riding the bike (cuz ofc I wouldn't do work myself) who is sweaty and musky and smelly and...
Yeah, in the back of a giant bicycle :3
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Would you rather watch a starfall that happens every who knows years or watch the blooming of a unique and strange flower that happens also rarely?
Yeah, in the back of a giant bicycle :3
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Would you rather watch a starfall that happens every who knows years or watch the blooming of a unique and strange flower that happens also rarely?
The flower. There are lots of regular meteor showers visible in the UK every year, I've watched the Perseids a couple of times and the Geminids once so I've seen quite a few 'starfalls' already.
Would you rather do all your own housework or have a housemaid who complains loudly and constantly to all your friends about the mess you make?
For some reason, I would go w the flower too. I was inspired to write that one by the recent blooming of a corpse flower in Sydney, Australia.
Hmm, my messes are mostly on the desk, and I believe almost everyone has a messy desk no matter how many aesthetic uwu minimalist desk pictures you see on the internet, y'know: order in chaos, so I will go with housemaid who complains. Everytime he complains, at least it'll be a relatable thing (plus it could be a sexy sassy fox femboy
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Now. Would you rather have an advanced AI in the form of some specialized glasses which you can take off and on with you, or be the computer itself and being able to interface with other computers/machines from your own brain?
Sorry, you're getting a grumpy octogenarian Russian opossum.(plus it could be a sexy sassy fox femboy
A Smooth Criminal.
Would you rather be attacked by Loona the Hellhound or Beelzebub?
Would you rather be attacked by Loona the Hellhound or Beelzebub?
LOONA!!! Win or lose, I'd have a wild time rolling around with her pinning me down...RAUR!! <swoon>
Would you rather lose a fight against a skunk or a squid?
Would you rather lose a fight against a skunk or a squid?
Squid. I hate it when I smell bad, so... squid!
Would you rather eat liver and onions, or drink 10 shots of espresso?
Would you rather eat liver and onions, or drink 10 shots of espresso?
Ehhh, sleep is overrated anyway! <glug-glug, twitch-twitch>
Would you rather be stoned out of your mind on weed, or drunk out of your mind on tequila?
Would you rather be stoned out of your mind on weed, or drunk out of your mind on tequila?
Clearly the catnip! It helps make great music sound even greater! Like CAT Stevens, CAT Power, and those anti-anxiety tracks for dogs are faaaaaaar out!
Would you rather create something great and be unknown or be famous for something you half arsed?
Would you rather create something great and be unknown or be famous for something you half arsed?
Something I half arsed. Sometimes it's hilarious when someone does the minimal effort and still manages to become iconic over their more prepared peers. Y'know, like that Turkish guy from the Olympics :P
If you were in the Olympics, would you rather be put in the athletics disciplines or the gymnastics disciplines?
If you were in the Olympics, would you rather be put in the athletics disciplines or the gymnastics disciplines?
Depends. If I had to go as I actually am - i.e. way too chubby to be a pro athlete - then I'd take athletics - perhaps shot-put, where people don't care if you're a bit chubby. But if I could assume that, as an olympian, I had worked out until I had a suitable physique, then I'd take gymnastics because I prefer finesse over raw power. But frankly I think I'd find either very boring. Sports just aren't my thing. Put me in the archery or air pistol category instead, that'd suit me best.
So, I bet everyone knows what they'd choose between Pepsi and Coca Cola, but... would you rather have imitation Pepsi or fake Coca Cola?
So, I bet everyone knows what they'd choose between Pepsi and Coca Cola, but... would you rather have imitation Pepsi or fake Coca Cola?
First Choice Cola, please :3
The shop is out of First Choice Cola. Would you rather get Second Choice Cola or First Choice Non-Alcoholic Cider?
Lets go with the cider! That's healthier than soda right?
The shop is out of both Second Choice cola and Cider. (I grabbed the last one) Would you rather siphon fuel from your car to drink or make for the toilet water?
V You don't use a litterbox like a proper cat shame on you
The shop is out of both Second Choice cola and Cider. (I grabbed the last one) Would you rather siphon fuel from your car to drink or make for the toilet water?
V You don't use a litterbox like a proper cat shame on you
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Ya know, I actually installed my own toilet! I know the piping is clean, I know the tank is new, and I can literally see the same water feeding it as the sink I brush my teeth in. So even at the shop, as long as it's ANY part of the toilet, I'm opening the feed valve and drinking from THAT!! HA! Win by technicality!! Woohoo!! <dances>
To cross an area, would you rather swim through an alligator-infested swamp bog, or a much smaller but impassible pond of raw sewage?
To cross an area, would you rather swim through an alligator-infested swamp bog, or a much smaller but impassible pond of raw sewage?
Appears in a silly and noticeably crappy alligator suit Ha, those alligators won't know I crossed between them :P
Would you rather be the owner of a company that produces hyperralistic animal onesies, or one that produces hyperrealistic animal plushies?
Would you rather be the owner of a company that produces hyperralistic animal onesies, or one that produces hyperrealistic animal plushies?
hr plushies would be cute i guess.
Would you rather eat chocolates that expired in 1992, or grow a huge mole on your nose that will last 5 years?
Would you rather eat chocolates that expired in 1992, or grow a huge mole on your nose that will last 5 years?
I'll take the huge mole. He can live with me :3
You suddenly have a great idea for a cartoon: HR Plushies, a series about plushies that work at the human resources department of an industrial company. But would you rather make the company the HR Plushies work at belong to the petrochemical industry, or the food industry?
You suddenly have a great idea for a cartoon: HR Plushies, a series about plushies that work at the human resources department of an industrial company. But would you rather make the company the HR Plushies work at belong to the petrochemical industry, or the food industry?