Granted, but they now are sharp weapons beheading insects
I wish I could be in Jamaica with my furpals
I wish I could be in Jamaica with my furpals
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Granted, but you can only stay for 2 days.
I wish I had some food :/
I wish I had some food :/
Granted, but unfortunately you made this wish in the proximity of me, a rat.
EAT, EAT
I wish I had some more of @FinnTheGoldenRetriever's food!
EAT, EAT
I wish I had some more of @FinnTheGoldenRetriever's food!
Granted! But you also made the mistake of making the wish in the proximity of a skunk, a gluttonous one, MOI!
Eats the food
I wish we travelled by being big and round, rolling everywhere
Eats the food
I wish we travelled by being big and round, rolling everywhere
Granted, but no place has hills, so you have to keep hoping your little arms and legs are strong enough to push you far enough so that the next pair reach the ground and can propell you onwards!
I wish Khepri, the Scarab God, would help @Spilo and @metatherat roll!
I wish Khepri, the Scarab God, would help @Spilo and @metatherat roll!
Granted! But Khepri only knows one way to roll, so he sets them on fire and rolls them up far into the sky. Ra is not amused when they both plop, frazzled, into the solar barque.
I wish to play fetch with Anubis.
I wish to play fetch with Anubis.
Granted, but little did you know, Anubis has one hell of a throwing arm.
I wish things would go my way.
I wish things would go my way.
You can, but that Finn is me, the Finnish rat. Ehee :3
I wish they had not changed the recipe of my favorite margarine, this new recipe sucks
Granted, the company goes out of business cause the old ingredients are too expensive
I wish DOM-ino's is the DOM-inant pizza company everywhere
I wish DOM-ino's is the DOM-inant pizza company everywhere
Granted! The feet I'm using for comparison are bat's feet though, so that's actually only about 12 inches.
I wish for a rocking sci-fi soundtrack
Granted! But someone goes really overboard with the theremin, it's kind of fighting against the rocking aesthetic.
I wish that space rodents come to earth, from space, to teach us their mysterious space yogurt technology
I wish that space rodents come to earth, from space, to teach us their mysterious space yogurt technology
Granted, but the special space cows needed to use it live too far away, making it a distant dream of false hope.
I wish we had space cows!
I wish we had space cows!
Granted, we do! But the space cows come to us not as friends, but as CONQUERORS! And also plumbers for some reason.
I wish the space cows still allowed us to milk them
I wish the space cows still allowed us to milk them
Granted! They are sentient...and friendly...thoroughly enjoying being milked and honestly we're not 100% sure they are actually cows but the milk is delicious.
I wish I could turn anything into delicious cheese.
You can, but it's like a King Midas situation. King Cheemas.... Cheesmas?
now there are presents and cheetahs everywhere suddenly
I wish there was cheese inside this Cheesmas present! :3
Granted! You receive a lovely Alpaca sweater, covered in molten Velveeta.
I wish skunks could fly!
I wish skunks could fly!