Fortunately, unfortunately

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately I have a rat sized red squirrel costume. With red squirrels being protected in the co.uk, the neighbour cannot do anything.

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, before @metatherat could even get to the yogurt, it turned out the opossums were actually smol skunks disguised as opossums and who ate all of the yogurt, leaving the rat like a fool and the owner(s) with no yogurt nor food :P

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately xD damn those skunks are sneeky! Ehm, fortunately I still had one jar left, hidden!

 

[Universe]

Unfortunately I had been watching the whole time.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, you are a powerful, but good dragon

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, also peckish.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this just means that @Marius Merganser is pecking him playfully.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately a female duck suddenly passed by, doing the whole demonstration thingie, and now he's getting a bit more aggressive D:

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I tell him to knock it off.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately Wayne's coat is now in shreds and Wayne is going to freeze to death with all the rats and opossums gnawing Wayne's coat.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately, all the rats and possums agreed to cover Wayne and give him a new coat

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately for Wayne, the money they used was actually his, found in his old coat, but don't tell Wayne that!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately, Wayne was gonna use that money to buy a new coat anyways

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately they didn't get his favourite colour.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, you still can't tell he's Batman.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, he left his easily identifiable theme music on. Also it is constantly raining directly into his glumly brooding face, another serious clue as to his identity.

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I wiped the memory of everyone who saw that

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, everyone also forgot their PIN numbers. And their keys.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately no one forgot to be extra Furry!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, everyone sheds so much that you can barely see 20 cm away from your face. And don't even get me started on the smell :P