Fortunately, unfortunately

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately he ate at the station, so at least I'm safe.

Unfortunately there are many horny ants trying to crawl all over you

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately they're really good at giving massages with their tippedy tappedy feet.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately they are carpenter ants that are not massaging, but rather building tiny ant factories

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately those tiny ant factories are pretty efficient!

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, they're ruining the country's economy by cranking out cheap knockoff products and selling them on AntiExpress

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, the extremely slow delivery times of AntiExpress soon piss everyone off, and they slide into irrelevancy.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the Carpenter ants join the military and become Army Ants

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, only as the camp entertainers with their lovely folky easy-listening songs.

"I'll Say Goodbye to Lunch"
"Jam-Balaya"
"Weevil Only Just Begun"
"Top of the Worm"
"It's Going to Take Some Timber"
"For All We Gnaw"

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately they all sing off tune and all the campers ears start to bleed