Unfortunately there are many horny ants trying to crawl all over you
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately they are carpenter ants that are not massaging, but rather building tiny ant factories
Unfortunately, they're ruining the country's economy by cranking out cheap knockoff products and selling them on AntiExpress
Fortunately, only as the camp entertainers with their lovely folky easy-listening songs.
"I'll Say Goodbye to Lunch"
"Jam-Balaya"
"Weevil Only Just Begun"
"Top of the Worm"
"It's Going to Take Some Timber"
"For All We Gnaw"
"I'll Say Goodbye to Lunch"
"Jam-Balaya"
"Weevil Only Just Begun"
"Top of the Worm"
"It's Going to Take Some Timber"
"For All We Gnaw"
Which fortunately saved them from an ear mite invasion, as they could now drink the juicy blood from a cup placed under the campers ears rather than going into their ears.
Unfortunately this inspires a remake of ‘Cheers’ but this time it’s set in a bar for bloodsucking parasites.
Unfortunately all the horses were hitched with no fur to unhitch them leaving the parasites just looking up
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Fortunately, they can communicate through their farts (yes, horses are very gassy animals :P)
Unfortunately, engaging in a deeper conversation with them causes methane gas poisoning!