Fortunately the pantry rats eat ofc the ground so they don't need clean dishes
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately, with the ground of course all eaten, there are holes everywhere :O
Fortunately this allows more room for @Lenago hell hounds to appear
Unfortunately for them he actually plans on fixing the holes in the ground and tells them to go away, bad doggos, bad!
Fortunatelly, I am reasonably sure hellhounds are supposed to be bad doggos. 
Unfortunately they've read Beyond Good and Evil and On the Genealogy of Morals, making them super confused and uncertain about how they really should be!
Fortunately, they have also read an article called "20 Naughty Dog Behaviors (And How To Stop Them)", which they can use as reference. Except they won't stop them at all! :O
Unfortunately, Buddha turns up with a canine-language copy of the Avadanas and one of those little hand clickers.
Wait, this is the 'unfortunately' bit?! We are sick puppies! Let's fix this crap!
Unfortunately Buddha gets eaten and pooped all over @Lenago 's front lawn.
Wait, this is the 'unfortunately' bit?! We are sick puppies! Let's fix this crap!
Unfortunately Buddha gets eaten and pooped all over @Lenago 's front lawn.
Fortunately, you are supposed to kill the Buddha according to that Yixuan fella. So now the hellhounds are good again- wait, crap.
Fortunately now you can bring along the hell hounds and not be a total disgrace during tea time
