Fortunately, unfortunately

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, on his way out after filing the suit, he slips on some cephalopod cheese.

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Fortunately, it was deliciously aged and soft ripened!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, there was only a small piece of it, and only a few of the rodents that scurried up to eat it managed to get a bite.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunatley it was exactly these rodents, strenghtened from the cheese, who would later found the saftey squad! Always ready to eat slippery food floor before anything bad could happen.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, eating stuff off the floor in a city filled with furries was at times a dangerous act.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately, none of the food in the city contained potassium benzoate, so it wasn't as dangerous! The heroic rats who accidentally ate a rock that looked like thrown away candy were also hailed as heroes!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, that means that they were pelted with hailstones during the celebratory parade.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately they were very fluffy indeed and no one lost an eye.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, the hailstones were fluffy because everyone had been shedding so much that the air was practically full of hairs.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this meant summer was coming! Yay

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, that also meant the start of the shedding season.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this made everything way fluffier and if any attorneys were to slip and fall, theyd land safely on softness

 

[Yakamaru]

Unfortunately the softness was nothing but a completely false ruse, ending up in attorneys and lawyers falling hard on their butt cheeks. For everyone's amusement.

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Fortunately, the attorneys---being well-versed in law---knew that they could sue the city for not cleaning up this public health hazard

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately Sue was sick that day

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, what she was sick with was the RAT TRANSFORMATION VIRUS :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunatly she liked it so much she wanted to stay a rat and never sue again

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this meant legal stuffs were now no problem in the city anymore.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortuantly this meant legal stuffs were now no problem in the city anymore and chaos ensued

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately sue was a rodent and profited from this chaos since the residents couldnt hold onto sandwiches very well during panic