Jokes Thread (Bad puns encouraged!)

[Faust]

What's the only event that you fervently hope will not go off without a hitch?

Your wedding.

 

[Yastreb]

English people are always talking about how wet their weather is, but German weather is certainly Wetter.

 

[Faust]

Why did the catholic priest explode when he used his sermon to belittle the congregation?

He reached a critical mass.

 

[Mambi]

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that mean you BECOME a vacuum cleaner? <blink-blink>

 

[metatherat]

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that mean you BECOME a vacuum cleaner? <blink-blink>

Careful, you will scare yourself :O

 

[Faust]

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that mean you BECOME a vacuum cleaner? <blink-blink>

They follow vampire rules.

 

[Faust]

Did you hear that Han Solo and Chewbacca are organising an outdoor festival for bounty hunters that like tea and tapioca pearls?

It's a Boba Fete!

 

[Faust]

Who do Dark Side Jedi buy their lightsabers from?

Darth Mall.

 

[Firuthi Dragovic]

There's been an organizational shift at Old Macdonald's Farm.

They hired a new C-I-E-I-O.