Granted, it doesn't! Us rats, however, do :3
I wish people were more understanding about the whole 'vermin' thing, we just are hungry, that's all :3
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
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I wish people were more understanding about the whole 'vermin' thing, we just are hungry, that's all :3
Granted! They understand it so much, that now they eat vermin themselves without even asking first. Just grab and eat :P
I wish people had an extra set of arms, for reasons!
I wish people had an extra set of arms, for reasons!
Granted, but people get annoyed because they need to cut holes in all of their shirts :O
I wish you had read "A Farewell to Arms"
Grsanted, but now they have no reproductive items, only reproduce by sneezing
I wish there were no pushy salespeople
I wish there were no pushy salespeople
Granted but now even just shaking hands becomes very awkward!
I wish Id never screw up a handshake again, stopping those awkward momemts!
I wish Id never screw up a handshake again, stopping those awkward momemts!
Granted, but unfortunately most of your fellow animals have paws, so you still have problems. Shaking the little hands of rodents goes great, though!
I wish my little rat-hands were even more beautiful somehow, even if that may cause the structure of reality to break down somehow :3
Granted, but now everyone has more beautiful rat-hands making yours just normal rat-hands that causes the structure of reality to break down one day and rebuilt the next
I wish I could drink pop without it hurting my teeth
I wish I could drink pop without it hurting my teeth
Granted, you have no teeth now.
I wish websites would write themselves and I get paid for just watching work getting done.
Granted, but you get paid in Monopoly money and the websites are written in crayon
I wish I had a Sportscar
I wish I had a Sportscar
Granted! The sport in question is curling, so your car can only move if it's skidding on ice with two people brushing the road in front of it.
I wish for an orange knitted jumper.
Granted, but the thing looks like it was knitted by something without any arms, and it is covered in juice for some reason
I wish for a bell pepper knitted jumper.
Granted but every hour you sneeze as it DONGS so loud furs all over the town hear it
I wish my coffee cup never ran out of hot coffee for the first 2 hours of the day
I wish my coffee cup never ran out of hot coffee for the first 2 hours of the day
Gra Ted, but there's a typo and you get miraculous fruit ROBOTS with banana arms and legs, mango head, canteloup butt cheeks, and grape nipples
I wish my office chair didn't squeak
I wish my office chair didn't squeak
Granted, but it leads to overgrazing, and all of the anthro grass complain (while anthro zebras are cronching playfully on their heads)
I wish there were more anthro radishes on the forum :3
I wish there were more anthro radishes on the forum :3
Granted! Now everybody is just a little bit rad. Rad-ish.
I wish I was in Memphis.
I wish I was in Memphis.
Granted! But a sabertooth eats you, dunno where it came from.
I wish FurryPile was the most popular forum in the history of internet!
I wish FurryPile was the most popular forum in the history of internet!